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SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[geknickt]

Takes a seat on his lover's lap, pouting, "Why did you leave for so long? I missed you." Gomi whined, pressing kisses along Noiz's jaw.

Noiz chuckled at the kissed, arms wrapping around Gomi's waist. "I had business." It was all he said, and instead of elaborating, he turned his head to catch his crow's lips with his own. After a few seconds, he broke the kiss with a smirk. "I love you."

[namikala]

ごめんね | ✡ zki ✡ [pixiv]

[geknickt]

[ Hello everyone. I don't have work until much later today, so I am available for roleplay. ]

[geknickt]

[ sorry I haven't been on lately. Work and family junk has me swamped. I'm sorry everyone ;; I'll be back as soon as things calm down. ]

[geknickt]

[ Feeling better. Finally got boyfriend to talk to me about what was wrong. We dealt with it and now he's going to bed. I'm not too tired, so I'll be up a little longer and now in a much better mood. ]

[geknickt]

I'm sorry I haven't been on all day... I was with family for Memorial day crap, and now I'm not in the best of moods. My boyfriend is really upset right now and won't tell me why, and it's got me pretty upset...

So I don't think I'll be able to roleplay tonight... At least not with my mind in it.

I'm really sorry...

[geknickt]

"I'm sorry I won't do it again."

Send "I'm sorry, I won't do it again," to see what my character would do if they were in an abusive relationship and was just hit by yours.

He hadn't even really felt it. He saw Aoba's hand lift and move, and the force of the hit had cause his head to move along with the smack. But he hadn't felt it. 

Staring up at Aoba, he gave the older man a confused glare. He couldn't recall what he had done to receive the slap. Had he even done anything? Maybe it was the fact that no matter what, he always acted so childishly around Aoba. But that didn't mean this action was necessary. 

It was when Aoba apologized Noiz realized something was wrong. "I won't do it again." For some reason, the teen felt that those words were a lie. But Aoba loved him, so maybe there was truth behind those words. Though, it didn't matter. He couldn't feel the strikes if they happened in the future, so he could deal with them. He loved Aoba, so he could put up with it. 

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Send "I'm sorry, I won't do it again," to see what my character would do if they were in an abusive relationship and was just hit by yours.

[geknickt]

[ Had a nightmare so I can't sleep anymore. So hello, I am here. Pretty sure Noiz is too. So I'll be your entertainment tonight until I pass out again. ]

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NoizAo sketches by 九曜日 - part 1

[yixingvamp]

First to send me ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ will get to take my muse out on a date.

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Beeaarr!!

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キスの日でした | kuro Please do not remove source

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Send me "⚓" and I'll generate a random number to see how our muses will take a bath/shower together

It can be nsfw or fluffy depending on both muns, have fun!

A bubble bath

Taking a shower together

Hot spring

Our muses playing with water hoses during Summer

My muse is at the hospital and needs a sponge bath

Our muses are camping and they will take a bath at the local waterfall

A “Graham shower”; our muses must improvise a shower, i. e. under a rain-filled gutter or under a spigot

A steam shower

Wildcard: Any of the above

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[sweetteaburritosandnewfoundglory]

NSFW

[fuzzywuzzywazafuzzypom-deactiva]

please stop Im premenstrual

[hockeynutruthie]

TAG YOUR FOOD PORN DAMN IT

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FUCK.

[geknickt]

(^,^)

Send me "(^,^)" and my muse will give yours a kiss.

What an odd request. But Noiz couldn't bring himself to care enough to reject. So, standing on his toes, he pressed a quick peck to Mink's lips before landing back on his heels with a shrug.

[geknickt]

(^,^)

Send me "(^,^)" and my muse will give yours a kiss.

Noiz slid his arms around Gomi's waist, a small grin on his expression. He didn't really need much reason to kiss the other, and he knew his lover wouldn't reject the attention. So bringing the green haired man in close, he closed the distance between them with a rough kiss.