Spooky Time Bitches

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[northernolddragon]

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[faewaren]

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

[gallusrostromegalus]

Nichard names: when you incorrectly elongate someone's name for humorous effect.

[bluehairedunicorn]

Therapist: You’re a nice person

Friends: You’re a nice person

Family: You’re a nice person

Me: Yeah but what if I’m actually shit

[nudityandnerdery]

Me: Oh, fuck, I tricked so many people into thinking I’m nice, that’s just how shit I am.

[thefifthemerald]

This post is very loud.

[sevaunt]

I've watched 2 anime series in 1 day. And im like pretty sure one of those put me on a list. Sadly with anime that's getting more and more common.

On a side note I need some anime recommendations that would be good for a 10yr old girl. My buddy's kid wants to get into anime and we don't want her getting her canon event like my friend and I did.

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[rimonoroni]

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

[elamarth-calmagol]

It got funnier

[lmtyl]

This is how cats domesticated themselves

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[the-big-mood]

[livinces]

[trans-girl-hank-hill]

this website is always finding new and exciting ways to prove this image true

[scrupulosity-comics]

title of this is just ‘lesbian sex’

[scrupulosity-comics]

#reminds me of essential dykes to watch out for! #meant compliment-wise #i love this so much #op do you have these as prints or anything.....maybe a sticker perhaps......

I do now :)

"the lesbian conundrum " Sticker for Sale by questing-beast

ain’t that just the way it always goes • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

[sergeon]

"We know we both keep switching our roles of the hunter and the prey"

(Bite bite bite me more please)

"But no matter who is chasing, we both get lost along the way"

(Bite bite bite me more please)

"I’ll conquer the dragon realm with relative ease Or show me your fangs and bite bite bite me more please"

"Burn me down to ash, it’ll make me your masterpiece"

"Pull me close and smash and bite bite BITE ME MORE PLEASE!"

[Lyrics from "BITE ME MORE PLS" by Camellia]

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[queermania]

good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

[queermania]

to answer all your burning questions:

1. yes, i saved him in my phone as Eric Vehicularmanslaughter when we initially exchanged info

2. yes, i'm aware it's only manslaughter if i died. i'm a ghost, bitch. boo!

3. yes, i have hEDS

4. yes, that shit still hurts like a motherfucker

5. no, i don't remember what joke i made

6. eric was very sweet and appropriately concerned after hitting me with his car

7. he hit my body, not my car

8. i turned him down because he was very young, like young enough that i'm not entirely convinced he's old enough to buy alcohol

9. if you are one of the people in the notes saying you too would have gone for it and you're old enough to both buy alcohol and rent a car in the u.s., feel free to shoot your shot. especially if you're inexplicably wealthy and like showering ghosts with loosey goosey joints in expensive gifts

10. i understand and respect that this is a ready-made fic prompt. go forth and make your blorbos kiss. tag me if it's sambucky. i want to read that shit

[just-ray]

The aura of this whole post is impeccable

[aubryjoi]

Long live Pride 🏳️‍🌈🫶

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

Every time I remember the map of Dio’s mansion has a room labeled the “engine room” I lose my fucking shit. Like, what does that even mean? Why does the mansion have an engine room? What the fuck does that mean? Could Dio’s mansion potentially just. fucking blast off like the end of Vampire Hunter D or some shit I’m dying what the fuck

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

Howl’s Moving Castle 2: If You Thought Howl was an Asshole and a Drama Queen Get Ready to Fucking Shit Yourself