hockey is my life

Name's Ruthie. I'm 34 years old and I'm a giant hockey nut. Kings/Avs. Hockey in the fall. Dodgers baseball in the spring and summer.

[hockeynutruthie]

So I’m pretty sure Sidney’s gonna murder these four lmfao

[hockeynutruthie]

I just realized that Sidney doesn’t even have Gabe landeskog on his wall of captains, he’s got Nate lmfao like what the hell Sid

[talahui]

as Gabe likes to say

[gaynehollander]

Ilya: I like your pants. Shane: Thanks, they were 30% off. Ilya: I’d like them 100% off. Shane: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Ilya. The store would go under if they were just giving their clothes away.

[hockeynutruthie]

CLAUDE IS A FLYER AGAIN

IM CRYING HAPPY TEARS

[hockeynutruthie]

So did the entire brioux fandom freak out over the prospect of Claude coming back to Philly or is it just me

[talahui]

4 years ago today kicked off the greatest livestream series in post-cup history

[hockeynutruthie]

I’m only slightly sorry for this

[schaeflundszn]

omg dare i introduce you to my new made up rarepair aka landjo/landsi or gabero (still don’t know what to call them 🙂‍↕️)?!?! yes this is a weird idea and it doesn’t make sense whatsoever but hey the weirder the better!

(working on a fic about them my glorious european kings and captains)

[hockeynutruthie]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

God I’m old 😭

[annieqattheperipheral]

the great white sharknate in minn hotel doing his long-elusive pool thing

ppl dunking on him for flippers and scuba goggles in a pool. dude. clearly you see the guy tracking him, that's. a. coach. with some sort of plan and reasoning. and nate just won the rocket richard and already has the hart and is a finalist again and i don't see you achieving either???? so you can keep your balcony giggles to yourself

lmaooo

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes

29 Days Remain

[tuttle-did-it]

RB to help OP make a permanent life decision

[hockeynutruthie]

Happy birthday Shane Hollander how fitting that your husband is there to celebrate with you

[hockeynutruthie]

God I missed this shirtless Swedish babe thanks Avs

[annieqattheperipheral]

Landy postgame media.

JML: first time I've ever seen him with his hair not perfect! He's human!

Keefer: nobody was looking at his hair. He had no shirt on. Nobody was looking at his hair

That's my hornycast!

[brainrot-palace]

Gabe crankin it in the locker room?

[beauvilliers]

Postgame | Stanley Cup Playoffs 2026: Round 1, Game 3 Colorado Avalanche @ Los Angeles Kings | April 23, 2026