shrimple shrumple

30 || he/him || art in header/icon by me with characters by @sunshinelich

[geminyde]

hi! ✨️

i'm 30 years old and use he/him pronouns.

i mostly post:

humor

personal stuff, random polls etc

fandoms & interests

cute animals

art, architecture, & interior design

original character related stuff & content

my current main topics of interest are rats, vocaloid music, and my ongoing d&d campaign ☆

you can find text posts under #shrimpletxt and my little art adventures under #shrimpledoodles ! (signed with a diff platforms username cause i have different ones on every site. rip)

[nacht---hexe]

Secret Technique of the Mensa Temple: Bullet-Deflecting Palm

[lowhitpointspuppyplagueharpylady]

[skajador]

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

[thehistorychannel]

[iamaine]

if you're ever beating yourself up for 'missing the obvious hints' that someone is romantically interested in you, know this: i once met a guy who asked out a girl after she sent him nude pictures of herself in the bath and she said she wasn't interested. it is never obvious

[iamaine]

fascinating things happening here

[cali]

good thing he survived this

unless....... this is ai generated ?

[disdew]

sǝɹɐɯʇɥbıu and dreams sɯɐǝɹp and nightmares

[haveyouever-polls]

Have you ever smoked a cigarette?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 47 minutes

[dogpuppy]

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[64mpg]

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

[acrypticmuse-deactivated2023111]

Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

[dreadwedge]

regular climax only accounts for around 10% of known sexual pleasure n the known universe. another 35% can be attributed to a little understood phenomenon physicists call "dark orgasm"

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[phantomrose96]

Gosh I’d love to give it a try. It’s just so hard to find the time with all the *describes a daily schedule that is 65% dilly-dallying*

[maliketh]

i have lavender town syndrome but its ok