fuck it just follow me pls ok

[tikattu]

make my brain focus for once- challenge

[tikattu]

sequel

[morrigan-is-a-lesbian-deactivat]

Guy code: helping each other pick up girls

Girl code: protecting each other from creepy guys who won’t stop trying to pick them up 

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

[deeperwells]

[a-mischief-mannaged-star]

Felt like that when I found out

[alphashrooms-deactivated2021022]

While verifying this I found out that Chelsea Peretti’s brother, Jonah Peretti, is the CEO of Buzzfeed

[raviposting]

Okay apparently he also is a cofounder of The Huffington Post and created the concept of reblogging/retweeting  which is really not where I saw this post going 

[helloitsbees]

[hotelmario]

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

i am! out of the way gay boy!

[leasthelpful]

[memescog]

me_irl

[vendata-remaking-deactivated202]

vibe check! *eats your heart and absorbs your powers*

[yuuuji]

lucio???!?

[vendata-remaking-deactivated202]

who the hell

[vendata-remaking-deactivated202]

like, from overwatch??

[nympheminist-deactivated2018030]

how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers

[turning-point-albania]

This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank

[gruene-teufel]

This was how Putin annexed Crimea

[zorri]

This is how Bernie can still win

[lovingrot]

hey white leftists

[lovingrot]

seeing a lot of white people and i just have to say

[erlkingssarchive]

just saw an x-ray of a horse skull. can’t say i’m too happy with it

[erlkingssarchive]

what the FUCK is this

[xenosaga]

need that tweet line that is like the dude asking for a gf to record for the summer and a girl replies “sex tapes? hmu.” and he is just like “nah skate park, I don’t be having sex”

[birbeee]

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[violent-darts]

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

[robpilled]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

I know it seems kind of futile sometimes to report pedos on this hellsite but it really REALLY makes a difference if you see child porn or even something you think might* be child porn (this includes!! Drawings/art) then report it to tumblr and https://report.cybertip.org/

CyberTip Report

[iwishihadafather]