Also, this guy I talked to for like two seconds at the Ashnikko concert a few weeks ago is lowkey annoying. I’m not listening to voice notes from my own friends, I’m definitely not listening to one from someone I barely know lol

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Also, this guy I talked to for like two seconds at the Ashnikko concert a few weeks ago is lowkey annoying. I’m not listening to voice notes from my own friends, I’m definitely not listening to one from someone I barely know lol
Ugh jus towed to vent. I added my brother to one of my credit cards about a year ago so he could use it for emergencies. This last week he spent $600 on DoorDash $120 at the doctor, $200 on car insurance, and $100ish at the grocery store. Goes over the credit limit. And then asks why it’s declining. Um bitch you have access to the app and can check the balance at any time. Then today asks if there’s any money. After I explained several days ago already that until he pays some of the balance, no there is no available credit. And then he tries to charge $25 to it at CVS and shocker it declined. I feel like it’s really not a big ask for him to fucking check the app at least once a week to see what the balance is and if any money is available? Like maybe you would have money for adderrall if you didn’t blow $600 on fucking DoorDash? Like it’s really hard for me to have any sympathy in this situation. If understand if it was any emergency or for actual fucking groceries. But fucking DoorDash? Never making the mistake of letting a family member or really ANYONE use my credit card ever again. Fucking ridiculous. I sent him $30 that I had sitting in Venmo over the weekend bc I was worried but I’m sure he immediately fucking blew that on DoorDash instead of getting groceries 🙄
Okay just in case there's people on tumblr who were too little in 2016 to actually remember it yourself, I cannot stress enough that the clown sightings were a thing. That's not a bit that people just made up like pretending that people in camo are invisible. This is a real tweet from the time:
When I move to Australia idk even know if I wanna work on transferring my dietitian license right away, like I kinda just wanna see if I can find a job throwing and sorting packages at the post office or maybe even just a job driving a forklift laround all day land just save up money to do a more fun shit. A job where my brain doesn’t need to be constantly on
I’ve been using the same big jug of tide for over a year now bc that shit is so strong and the fragrance is so strong 😭 idk howpeople go through so many bottles of laundry détergent
Outlandish idea but I kinda wanna go to med school like I know it would be harder than anything I’ve done in my life up to this point but I feel soooo stuck as a dietitian and I honestly can’t see myself working in any field other than healthcare unless it’s like a fun job like cat groomer or adventure tour guide like the thought of finance or working in tech or real estate 🤢🤮 and going back to school for something like physical therapy, social work, or speech language pathology just does not make sense for my financial situation which would just be an incremental increase .. .. PA school is also option but also why not face my fears and do the more challenging option??? Also I could just be that bitch ™️ and be the first bitch to finish high school, get multiple college + university degrees, AND be a a physician lol. And it isn’t just about the money like I feel so exhausted with dietetics like people know how to eat healthy … but it’s basically impossible in the society we live in unless you are extremely privileged
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IT IS
Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine
One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary's new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I've quoted it like anybody else knows what I'm talking about
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"Whale and Cat" by Boris Zachoder.
Stitching is done on “can i lick it?”
Tonight I’ll wash it and finish it in the pretty wooden hoop.
horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving
watch anthropologists ignore this
Except the horse can just not walk off a cliff or whatever while the car absolutely can. I mean i know horses can but like if they are paying attention they’ll just be like “you’re a stupid and I’m not going there and you can’t actually make me”.
interesting. what other discrepancies have you found between mounted archery and masturbating on the interstate
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