I had a dream that Spider-Man and Deadpool were fighting a bunch of guards in a mall. Why were they in a mall? I couldn't tell you, but I do know that they were on the second floor and trying to get to the third.
They were disguised as the enemy, whose uniforms had black helmets that masked their face. The enemy, however, somehow found out who they were and began to fight them.
Here's the thing: the fight was supposed to be “rated PG”, meaning that Deadpool and Spider-Man couldn't do more than punch and kick the guards.
While the fight was going on, shoppers passed and ignored it. That is, until a blonde woman (probably in her 40’s) and her daughter started to slow their pace and watch the fight. The woman stared at the fight in confusion before walking over
Here's what I remember from the dialogue:
[The fight stops abruptly. Everyone freezes in place and stare at her, as though they were in a cartoon]
The woman: Is this a real fight, or is it for a movie?
Wade, tilting up his black helmet to reveal the Deadpool mask underneath: This is for a movie, ma’am!
The woman, nodding: I thought so. This sequence is completely unrealistic!
Wade, also nodding: Absolutely! If this weren't rated PG, I would’ve thrown these assholes over the ledge already!
The woman: You should at least make your movie PG-13
Wade: Correct you are, once again, my dear woman!
[Wade turns to Peter, who has also tilted up his helmet, revealing the Spider-Man mask]
Wade: See, Webs? I told you that people wouldn't be interested if I wasn't allowed to kill people!
[Spider-Man narrows his eyes in a glare, but says nothing]
The woman, starting to walk off with her daughter: Well, I'll let you work on that!
Wade, waving a hand: Have a marvelous day, random lady!
[Deadpool, Spider-Man, and the guards watch as the woman and her daughter turn the corner. A beat of silence passes. They continue their fight]
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