The Okayish Gatsby

👻Elle 🥀 28 💀

[whereifindsanity]

Peter Mather Photography

[stuckinapril]

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

[magicalrocketships]

Here is a reminder, in case you needed it (as I did yesterday) that you can BREAK YOUR STREAKS

you can just stop

there is no moral value or judgement in having a streak or not

companies are banking on your streak count keeping you coming to their app and being a committed user - this benefits them and their advertisers and not you

instead you can make active choices today or any day you want to do things that bring you joy or are helpful

a habit is still a habit if you manage it even like 75% of the time (or 50% of the time or whatever it is, maybe your habit doesn't actually need to be one that requires you to do it every day)

This brought to you by me trying to reduce my phone screen time to stuff I actually want to be doing and not just cycling through the same apps every day, and the surprising revelation that keeping up a streak might not be good for me, actually.

[zygon-commander]

The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating

[smooththegoofyshark]

🌻🌼🌷🌸🏵️🌹🌺💐🍀

Some flowers for anyone not feeling their best today

[redstonedust]

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[everfaye]

I’ve actually been fucking your son for 10 years. Thank you for pasta

[sentrysvoid]

Doctor Who The End of Time - Part Two | 2010

[jackabbot]

FRIENDS 5.11 • The One With All The Resolutions

[lgbtiwtv]

my ass when i see a losing dog

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

[s0ftpillow]

Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸

[angelicgarnet]

got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and

Bnnuy

[unrealunearths]

merry crisis

[egberts]

lububus should come with a webkinz style code for labubu world. and you should be allowed to do cocaine in labubu world

[egberts]

me noticing this had 900 notes: oh my god, labubu world blew up

my girlfriend, screaming across the house: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!