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I had the wonderful opportunity to do a piece for the Cleaning Out The Rooms Disco Elysium Montage. So many amazing and talented artists got to work on the project and I’m sooo excited that it’s finally out there in the world!
we need the jermey renner app back now more than ever before
"i could pick you up so easily" okay and i could make you moan like a girl
hanzo c. 2020
Imagine. Long ago you followed a silly star wars blog that went dead in early 2017. Now, four years later, the blog owner is back. After The Great Tumblr Purge I have returned to give you a simple message:
I’m back on my Star Wars bullshit and you can find me actively shitposting on twitter @atli__.
I’m writing a Din/Cassian fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30560693/chapters/75378239
Peep my Linktree for my Etsy and other various socials: https://linktr.ee/Shippymans
That is all, thx
every time i watch this it adds 10 years to my lifespan
honestly fuckin “lovecraft inspired” games are everywhere and in every genre except the one they really need to be in
farming sims
like nothing says lovecraft like being aware of cosmic terror in your town and being unable to do anything about it so you sort of just tend to your radishes and hope everything turns out okay but you pull up one of your radishes and there’s a human head at the base of the stalk and you drop it as soon as you make eye contact with it but once you go to pick it up again it’s a normal radish
a few fun octopus facts:
their arms are similar to our tongues in that their muscle fibers are oriented in three different directions
octopuses are disconcertingly strong (anecdotal evidence says that a 15 inch wide octopus was as strong as the scientist handling it)
on that note that same scientist said that when her octopuses escaped she would have to run behind them, “like cats” (paraphrased from sy montgomery’s the soul of an octopus)
aquariums have “octopus enriching programs” so they don’t get bored and fuck shit up in their tanks
they are crazy smart like. really. really fucking smart
but we can’t compare their intelligence to ours because our evolution branched from the same common ancestor so long ago we cannot comprehend how they think
it’s believed that their intelligence evolved when they lost their shell, and had to adapt to predict how countless of different prey and predators would act, how to avoid them, distract them, lure them or trick them
they visualize how other creatures are going to act, which means they have have awareness that others are individuals which is a type of consciousness but i can’t remember what it’s called right now
like, they use tools
they have distinct personalities
aquarium octopuses are socialized from a very young age and even though in the wild they are solitary creatures they become extremely friendly with enough human exposure
sometimes they dislike people for no apparent reason and will shoot water at them
they have three hearts
each of their arms has a tiny brain that controls movement and sensory input on its own i shit you not
they are color blind and yet they can camouflage their color and nobody knows how
they can change the color and texture of their skin faster than human eyes can keep up with it
great pacific octopuses are white when they are peaceful, and red when they’re excited
aquarium octopus have escaped their tanks and slithered down pipes into the ocean
escaped their tanks to eat the fish in other tanks
escaped their tanks to go fight other octopuses cuz they were bored
octopus fight club
learned how to take photographs
cost thousands of dollars by flooding new floors
they can feel, taste, and smell with their suckers and all of their skin
they enjoy tasting their food by slowly moving it through their suckers instead of shoving it in their beaks
they can rewrite their rna. no, really
the only reason why they haven’t evolved to take over as the next dominant race is because they’re doing pretty well in the ocean so there’s no need for them to adapt further
there’s a ton more but i’m so overwhelmed by love i can’ think of any at the moment i’m going to cry
read the soul of an octopus by sy mongomery no she didn’t pay me i just love octopuses so much
Also:
learned to shoot out the annoying light over the tank
hid in floor drains when caught out of their tanks by researchers
hid the shells of crabs stolen from a tank under a third, unrelated tank
Sy is a wonderful human and a great researcher. NEAq actually named a GPO after her in honor of all her work on octopuses. (Or octopi, or octopodes - they’re all correct). Definitely read that book.
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what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck
reblog if you ARE JEWISH, if you SUPPORT JEWISH PEOPLE, or if you WANT ALL NEONAZIS TO BE CARRIED OFF BY MOTHMAN
Another Game of Thrones character for the month of August.
Dany! Done in watercolour with touches of gouache. Original is up for grabs in my etsy shop : etsy.com/shop/HarrietJuliaArt
i feel like im never gonna like old dad corvo in dishonored 2 as much as i loved awkward goth corvo in dishonored. it just doesnt compare. nothing will ever compete with corvo “attended a costume party dressed as myself and looked at everyone ominously also pickpocketed some guests” “i eat rats” “there is an old powerful assassin man out there who really regrets ruining my life and who also has a really weird crush on me” “the outsider also has a crush on me” “pendleton also has a crush on me” “martin also has a crush on me” “i love eating rotten apples and other garbage; it heals me” “i wear pieces of bones on my chest” “i want people to stop throwing rocks at me” attano
Corvo Attano: *completely ignores Sokolov’s painting of him, doesn’t even comment once*
Corvo Attano: *puts Emily’s “Dad” and “Mum” doodles in most expensive frames he can find, hangs them in the palace*
