Beep Boop

🎗️🎗️🎗️🎗️ Asian, Queer, proudly Jewish. awake since 1998. She/They. 18+ only, since I’m occasionally NSFW

[curaheed]

[forksthousands]

been enjoying slay the spire 2

[waitafrikk]

Kill them with kindness? No. Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv Shiv

[worstgirleva]

when you stop boymoding (and also get a bird)

[dat-is-i]

what if i told you they're girlfriends. then what

[dogpuppy]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[synnthamonsugar]

how i feel trying to explain that theres a utah-mormon conspiracy to stop a private investigation into an elderly man being swindled out of a quarter million dollars worth of lego

[konoko]

[my-dailydreams]

[homochadensistm]

the LOOK I got from the hardware store lady when I waltzed in and asked for cut resistant gloves while waving my recently detached thumb like a trophy

[duckdotcom]

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

[duckdotcom]

[terminusverge]

This is a crème de la crème joke.

[all-consuming-rot]

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[oneheadtoanother]

[caats]

[ozempicofficial]