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[holythefirm-deactivated20210220]

I love that you play video games. Awwwwa. Awwwwww. It’s so. Awww. Sweet.

[soapstore]

dwight..

[goodgirl-inc]

[pjackk]

Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs

[porrigens]

do you look like the devil, Brian?

[jykeebil]

do you want to sign the contract?

[soapstore]

whenever the topic of polar night comes up bc we dont live all that far from it my dad is like it would actually be much worse during the polar day when it never gets dark. that it would feel very sort of claustrophobic like you cant get away from it. something to think about

[soapstore]

which would you prefer

eternal day

eternal night

Voting ended onJun 2

and dont take weather into account it would be cold as fuck regardless

[soapstore]

thabks for voting everyone. okay now get ready

[copng]

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

I’m so disconnected from penetrative masturbation i’m like why are you guys putting fingers up your own pussy are you judt checking.

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[contextfreepatentart]

[patent-art-contextualizer]

Application ID 20260135623

Quantum Transceiver Antenna and Method for Construction

Applicant: Q-Net, LLC

Okay so I spent literal hours doing research on this to figure out if it was viable, only to discover that the two listed inventors, Marianne Veronika Sandor and Edward Michael Porrazzo, had their assets frozen by the SEC and were subsequently fined over $1.2 million for fraud related to a similar claimed invention back in 2018. In short, they claimed their “quantum transducer” would serve as a revolutionary 3D technology for tablets, backing their statements with expired patents and technologies that either didn’t exist or were manufactured by unrelated companies. They then funneled over half of the investor funds raised from these fraudulent claims into their own accounts, spending it in comically lavish ways, as shown below.

Moddha is the name of the company they used for this fraud.

With that in mind, let’s look at the paragraph that gave me the greatest pause when looking at this.

All in all, this paragraph seems to misrepresent basic facts about antennas in an effort to further its own claims. For example, as I’m typing this, I’m getting cell phone signal in a closed-off room, which this implies shouldn’t be possible. In the same vein, basic TV antennas have been usable inside for decades, and the same goes for radios. Yes, the reception indoors is going to be worse than outdoors, but in most buildings you’ll still get decent reception unless you’re underground, near the center of a larger building, or in a Faraday Cage.

While I can’t make a definitive claim of fraud with respect to this application, the history of the inventors and the misrepresentation of fact don’t really look great. And that’s just from the stuff I understand; there may very well be fundamental problems with the quantum mechanics as well.

[everentropy]

It will not surprise you to learn that as far as I can tell the "last-inch-of-the-last-mile problem" does not seem to be a real thing. It's so very clearly a word soup that sounds very smart to people who don't know anything about technology. It's basically claiming the second you think of something it will appear, which is just not reasonable even if the "quantum" part of this existed. Also I didn't really see a specific way they would actually make the quantum part of this happen, unless I skipped over it in my skimming. They point out "quantum computers" already exist, but require low temperatures to function, but this is supposed to somehow bypass this by using a different shape? Absolutely no freaking way.

[patent-art-contextualizer]

Last Inch of the Last Mile is a problem in logistics, where the final leg of a delivery will often eat up a good chunk of the resources involved. For example, packages can be sent in bulk to a particular distribution center, but then a whole fleet of vehicles is required to get those packages to their individual destinations. The way it’s described in the document is only tangentially related, mostly just twisting the meaning of the term to fit their pitch.

Quantum communication is a field that’s being developed, but it’s very much in its infancy and nowhere near mass-production modular-system levels of refinement. I think the “invention” is trying to take advantage of market speculation in order to convince investors that it’s a revolutionary new technology (which is exactly what they got in trouble for doing originally), all while taking advantage of the inherent complexity to mask outright nonsense behind technical terms.

[bothpalms]

Baba's domain 🐈 Collab with @ceeejus 🌟

[myfairynuffstuff]

Selynn Lee - An Orange Cat Named Persimmon. Acrylic on panel.

[soapstore]

wtf is my cat doing it sounds like shes beating up my clean laundry

[osvetliteve-deactivated20160525]

[gratefuljim86]

yes littlesisterprincesspartstoucher and puppyluvsfuckingbrother you two being trans women is exactly why you got banned. cant imagine what else it could be.

[weepyemperor]

people on the internet: impervious to my blows

people in real life: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow