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i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

p1ss

ejacutastic

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

biszumletzten

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

furbearingbrick

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

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do u guys remember those posts that would be like EVERY single mother fucker who reblogs this post will get an ask from me saying what animal their blog reminds me of. GO! and they’d get like 80,000 notes. do u guys think that those people r still answering those. like are they contractually bound by the tumblr engine to keep sending asks until they’ve actually sent one to every single person that reblogs. this is irl tumblr gothic

tolka-deactivated20200702

ok i’m doing my own

every single MOTHER FUCKER that reblogs this will get a custom swear word in their inbox. i WILL send every single one or else i shall take my own life with mine own enchanted blade. on my Honor.

everythingfox

Trash panda!

all-comes-crashing

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside”

callunacthulhu

I can’t get over how well this fits

everythingfox

“A young trash panda leisurely taking advantage of the quarantine”

(Source)

catasters

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Thank you for 15,000 followers!

This is my first time trying this, so it’ll be pretty simple, but your prize will be:

- One item from the Bon Appetit shop ($30 or less)

- A customized apron, perhaps with a Bon Appetit saying such as “The Dough Smells Fear” or “Best Bottom in the Biz”

Rules

1. Must be following @outofcontextbonappetit (just because this is meant to be a reward for all of you who support me, not because I’m chasing that follower count :’) )

2. Likes and reblogs both count, there’s no upper limit to how many times you can enter.

3. Entries close at 12:00am EST October 1st, 2019

For more information you can look to my giveaway page.

As always, I love you!

outofcontextbonappetit

Two hours!

ampervadasz

tits-n-trix

Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it

shutyourmoustache

The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”

airfare-included

Okay but I’m pretty sure they changed the word “juice” to “goose” and I’m 100% living for this.

whisqrs

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado