General Spoop

The official blog of General Spoop, head General of the Skeleton Army.

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I’m genuinely terrified of this thing

#unreality

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it’s October

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Here's some encouragement for our brave troops. #spoopy

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Urgent News From California

THIS IS GENERAL DRYBONES IN CALIFORNIA THE FUCKBOIS THEYRE EVERYWHERE THEYVE CAPTURED AND KILLED SO MANY OF US WEVE RUN OUT OF MILK IN MOST CAMPS WE WERE AMBUSHED THIS MORNING GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SH–

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Oh god. Last I had heard, the war bode well in CA. But now... We cannot give up hope. We have many strong leaders there. We can overcome the fuckboi assault. Supplies will be there momentarily, milk especially. ~General Spoop

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a skeleton named skeletony someone make this a better joke

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hey yo skeletony where’d u get that fresh pepperoni

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Skeletony, skeletony give me the formuoli

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An Official Report from the Office of General Spoop

The fuckboi army from Mexico has completely overwhelmed Fort Fibia in Austin, Texas. The Skeleton Army no longer controls Texas. The fuckboi army is advancing north. We are calling on all able-boned skeletons to form a front line in Oklahoma. If we fail to stop them in OK, King Cranium has ordered all skeletons to evacuate the United States. Ships will be ready to bring all of those fleeing to France, where Fort October will be our new home. For now, please report to Oklahoma to attempt to stop this fuckboi invasion. FROM THE OFFICE OF GENERAL SPOOP, HEAD OF THE SKELETON ARMY.

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Lieutenant Funnybone reporting in from California. With all due respect, General, I’m staying. It’s still early in the war and I’ve devised a plan to take full control of California, Oregon, and Washington (basically all states on the west coast border). We’ve found that the fuckboys weaknesses are Mountain Dew and vape cigarettes. If we dump these things into the ocean, they’ll blindly follow them in and drown! All I ask is for a few stealth teams and 2 dozen cargo ships. Think it over, General. We cannot fail. This is my home and I intend to keep it that way. Lieutenant Funnybone out.

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Lieutenant, what a great idea! Once the resistance force in Oklahoma has successfully held back the fuckbois, I will send shipments of the Mountain Dew and Vape Cigarettes to California. Will keep in touch, General Spoop.

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An Official Report from the Office of General Spoop

The fuckboi army from Mexico has completely overwhelmed Fort Fibia in Austin, Texas. The Skeleton Army no longer controls Texas. The fuckboi army is advancing north. We are calling on all able-boned skeletons to form a front line in Oklahoma. If we fail to stop them in OK, King Cranium has ordered all skeletons to evacuate the United States. Ships will be ready to bring all of those fleeing to France, where Fort October will be our new home. For now, please report to Oklahoma to attempt to stop this fuckboi invasion. FROM THE OFFICE OF GENERAL SPOOP, HEAD OF THE SKELETON ARMY.

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A grave truth. The resistance in OK is looking formidable. We may survive this onslaught.

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The War to the South

I apologize for my absence of late. The war to the South isn’t fairing well. The massive host led by Donald Trump has completely annihilated our forces to the South. At this point, our men can do nothing more than slow the advancing army down. San Antonio is currently being evacuated as the host quickly approaches us. I am now taking refuge in Amarillo, Texas. Luckily, there is some good news. Bernie Sanders, an ally of the Skeleton Army, is currently leading a host South from Vermont to meet Trump’s host. We can only hope that they shall arrive in time. 

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We need forces moving south! We cannot lose the States!

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69th Armored Division riding South towards the border.

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NEWS FROM IRELAND. WE ARE IN DUBLIN AND THINGS HAVE GONE FROM BAD TO WORSE. There about 20 of us left, in the GPO and there seem to be an infinite amount of fuckbois. Please we can't hold them off for much longer- or great googly moogly theY'RE HE-

What? Last I heard, the Skeleton army had relatively taken control of most of Ireland. Did the fuckbois receive additional reinforcements? Can someone update me on the situation in Ireland? 

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Ireland is gone. Fuckbois have moved from England to Ireland.

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AN OFFICIAL REPORT FROM THE OFFICE OF GENERAL SPOOP

The fuckboi army from Mexico has completely overwhelmed Fort Fibia in Austin, Texas. The Skeleton Army no longer controls Texas. The fuckboi army is advancing north. We are calling on all able-boned skeletons to form a front line in Oklahoma. If we fail to stop them in OK, King Cranium has ordered all skeletons to evacuate the United States. Ships will be ready to bring all of those fleeing to France, where Fort October will be our new home. For now, please report to Oklahoma to attempt to stop this fuckboi invasion. FROM THE OFFICE OF GENERAL SPOOP, HEAD OF THE SKELETON ARMY.

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On the Run

I apologize for my absence today. I am currently moving North towards San Antonio with a regiment of retreating skeletons. Earlier today, fuckboi forces took the city I was residing in. For now, South Texas is lost. I, myself, was barely able to make it out. My HQ is in flames. A lot of the data that you have sent me has been lost with it. Worry not, I shall stay online for the moment. As for the war itself, all I know is that skeleton troops are moving South in masses. Stay strong, comrades. The real war for the states as only just begun. 

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Keep up the good work, Skelebro. May your bones be safe.

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WE'RE ON A FUCKBOI HUNT AND DON'T THINK WE'LL STOP UNTIL WE SPOOOOP EM OUT!

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How many recruits do we have???

30,239!

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Great work, Army! Our numbers are large and growing with every day! SPOOP SPOOP SPOOP ~General Spoop

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War Updates in Asia

The Skeleton Army has successfully taken Hong Kong. Great job, Bros. Let's show the fuckbois whose boss! ~General Spoop

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Update from Florida front

Operation smoky bones is in full effect. The reinforcements we sent from the MacDill Air Force base will arrive in occupied Scotland by tomorrow morning. If all goes as planned, we may be able to retake the United Kingdom. The fuckbois won’t know what hit them.

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This is great news! The UK is our main goal right now. We have to take it to allow access to the rest of Europe.