Skeleton War News

Official News blog of the Skeleton War

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

Hi Cailey

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

Hi, Lauren

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[tinytea]

Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work

[lonelyasf3ck]

Im getting in line! 

[red4mario]

PUT ME IN LINE

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

Ignore this pls. I’m just a poor college boi who’s that desperate for some extra money.

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

REMINDER TO STAY HYDRATED AND REGISTER TO VOTE

https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

My kink is net neutrality wbu?

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

WAKE ME UP

[stabilized-breasts]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

I CAN’T WAKE UP 

[macdotpng]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[atlasea-deactivated20190819]

SAVE ME

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

[digitalis-the-engineer]

BID MY BLOOD TO RUN

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

I CAN’T WAKE UP

[muffinleader]

BEFORE I COME UNDONE

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

SAVE ME

[lady-of-sporks-deactivated20180]

BEFORE I FALL

SO SAVE ME, I DONT WANNA BE ALL ALONE (challenge: song switch)

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

(Ugh, fine. But don’t think we aren’t keeping this emo. This is E M O H O U R)

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

[casket-practice]

MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

WAKE ME UP

[stabilized-breasts]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

I CAN’T WAKE UP 

[macdotpng]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[atlasea-deactivated20190819]

SAVE ME

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

[digitalis-the-engineer]

BID MY BLOOD TO RUN

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

I CAN’T WAKE UP

[muffinleader]

BEFORE I COME UNDONE

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

SAVE ME

[lady-of-sporks-deactivated20180]

BEFORE I FALL

SO SAVE ME, I DONT WANNA BE ALL ALONE (challenge: song switch)

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

(Ugh, fine. But don’t think we aren’t keeping this emo. This is E M O H O U R)

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

WAKE ME UP

[stabilized-breasts]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

I CAN’T WAKE UP 

[macdotpng]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[atlasea-deactivated20190819]

SAVE ME

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

[digitalis-the-engineer]

BID MY BLOOD TO RUN

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

I CAN’T WAKE UP

[muffinleader]

BEFORE I COME UNDONE

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

SAVE ME

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

WAKE ME UP

[stabilized-breasts]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

I CAN’T WAKE UP 

[macdotpng]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[atlasea-deactivated20190819]

SAVE ME

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

[digitalis-the-engineer]

BID MY BLOOD TO RUN

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

I CAN’T WAKE UP

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

WAKE ME UP

[stabilized-breasts]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

I CAN’T WAKE UP 

[macdotpng]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[atlasea-deactivated20190819]

SAVE ME

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

[its-canceled-deactivated2023022]

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

MyFollowers_irl

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

*Loses 3 followers*

Me: In time of great strife, we must remain united. 

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

Pls follow her she’s holding me hostage rn. 

www.instagram.com/amelia.bbb

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

Day 740

Send help. I’ve been bunkered down in an undisclosed location for over TWO YEARS. I’ve been surrounded by fuckbois since the last time I spoke. The smell of Axe is intoxicating. I’m running out of food. The memes are running stale. 

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

WAKE ME UP

[stabilized-breasts]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

I CAN’T WAKE UP