Gużman

you should know me well enough

[weloveshortvideos]

How you gettin chase down by a giraffe

[weloveshortvideos]

How you gettin chase down by a giraffe

[generation-radiocity-blog]

Thats what im saying 😂

[pastel-blunts]

Stop slut shaming girls with big boobs and/or an ass. They wear the shit skinny girls wear but are immediately associated with being a hoe because it fits them differently.

[evrythingwasblue-deactivated201]

I’m the one in the group chat who reads everything but never replies

[skooma-puma]

I’m the one in the group chat that messages all the time and never gets replies

[generation-radiocity-blog]

Im the one who mutes the group chat for 24 hours at a time.

[memomemomemo53]

(【速報】うちの猫がバレエを踊り始めた | netgeekから)

[generation-radiocity-blog]

Interpuurrtive dance 😉

[animalsnaps]

cutest posts imaginable!

[generation-radiocity-blog]

This is too much cute

[337god]

[ellithor]

[pandragolot-deactivated20160710]

hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO

[morgrana]

you forget to cherish it

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[seitanic-space-mermaid]

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

[batmanbrownies-deactivated20241]

I was expecting something where someone was being judgemental and nasty but got a pleasant surprise I love this

[cuethetrou-deactivated20201023]

The burn from this is so real I almost feel bad for her…ALMOST!…SUFFER!

[missnekomeka]

It’s sad cause it’s true , is so difficult to get money these days and is gonna get worst

[lyjerria]

women don’t fucking like being compared to one another. stop doing that shit

[itstimetosmilee]

Seagulls always fighting over food 🍞🍞😂😂😂

[itstimetosmilee]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

[love-personal]

[weloveshortvideos]

cutest thing EVER

[durianseeds]

I can’t believe this isn’t real.

[asexualjesuschrist]

“so articulate,” “that’s not a compliment.” soooo true lol

[mrsthirdward]

HE SPRAYED HER WITH A WATER BOTTLE I WANT TO SCREAM

[theprhototype-deactivated201701]

Bitch I’m tryin to help you😭