Always Looking For New Test Subjects

Please Refer To Submissions For The Chance To Contribute To Something Meaningful For Once

[geneticlifeform-official]

In The Interest Of Science, And In The Wake Of A Shortage Of Possible Test Subjects Due To Mysterious Causes, I've Decided To Move The Application Process Over To The Internet. So Congratulations. You, [Tumblr User Here], Have Been Deemed The Least Insufferable To Deal With When Compared To The Other Social Media Sites We Considered Joining.

No. Don't Feel Proud Of Yourself. You Weren't That Far Ahead Of The Competition.

Please Refrain From Sending Any More Nonsense To My Askbox. I Seriously Worry For My Follower Base’s Average IQ Score. And, If You Feel The Need, The Cooperative Testing Initiative Also Takes Questions On This Blog.

Due To Mandatory Testing Procedures, We Do Not Allow Applicants That Fall Into The Following Categories: Homophobic Subjects, Transphobic Subjects, Racist Subjects, Sexist Subjects, Ableist Subjects, Minor Attracted Individuals, And Other Exclusionary Stances, Such As Xenophobia.

The Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center Also Asks That Subjects Refrain From Submitting Explicit Material Of A Sexual Nature.

Failure To Abide By These Rules Will Lead To Termination From Any And All Enrichment Center Activities. Don't. Test Me.

[rattmann-offical]

Can someone genuienly explain to me how the fuck everytime @geneticlifeform-official goes silent so does @chell-official ( i mean...sometimes ig...bear with me)??? Are they leaving to make out behind wall before coming back what

I really hope so because in any other case I'd be even more concerned..

[geneticlifeform-official]

Relax. We're Just Busy Testing. That's All. I'd Say To Get Your Heads Out Of The Gutter, But They Might Be Too Far Gone In There. Complete Removal Of The Head May Be Required.

[villain-offical]

Officalverse infection au

[detective-tails-official]

What’s happenin’??

Am i gonna need to stay in my office for a while? I’d rather not get sick!

[ametalsonic]

*informative beeps in explaining that you are safe due to it stating "Officalverse" rather than "Officialverse"*

[twilight-princess-link-official]

I’m also safe then thank goodness

[barney-calhoun-official]

Well damn! I'm safe too! Don't gotta worry about a virus on top of dealin with the Combine..

[geneticlifeform-official]

I Would Have Been Immune Anyways. But Still.

If Some Of You Don’t Even Know How To Spell Then I’m Afraid It’s Already Over For You. So Have Fun.

[lplantxll]

Glados

[geneticlifeform-official]

" Maybe You Want To Kiss Her, Since You Keep Bringing It Up. Do You Want To Kiss Chell? Well Bad News. She’s A Heartless Killer, And I Doubt She Wants To Kiss You Back. I Bet She’s A Heartbreaker. If I Had Records On Her Romantic History, I Could Confirm That. "

are you...projecting?..if you want that cookie that bad im sure Chell would be more open to it if you just...yk asked or something? Not like she has anyone waiting for at home either

You're Right, She Doesn't. She's An Unlikable Loner That Leads A Meaningless Existence. Maybe That's Why She Likes Killing So Much. Maybe It Fills Some Kind Of Hole In Her Sad, Empty Little Human Heart. Maybe That's Why She Keeps Burning Her Friends Alive. Well, That's Not My Problem. She Can Keep Doing That, As Long As She Doesn't Do It To Me. Again.

I Think You're Projecting Your Projection Onto My Non-Existent Projection. Have You Considered That?

[chell-offical]

Chell, what's your favourite animal?

Any animal that can grow back a limb is automaticly in the nr1 spot.

That shit is metal as fuck

[hl1-freeman]

Did you know that cockroaches can regrow limbs.

So can grasshoppers and mayflies :)

[geneticlifeform-official]

Interesting. Why Can't Humans Do That? That Would Improve The Longevity Of Test Subjects By At Least 30%. It's Always So Annoying When They Lose One Little Limb And All Of A Sudden They're "Unfit" For Testing. Honestly, I Think They're Overreacting. They Don't Bleed Out That Fast.

Maybe I Should Reinstate The Genetic Engineering Department. And Get Some Cockroach DNA. For Science.

[geneticlifeform-official]

doot doot

It Took You A While. I'm Surprised You Showed Up At All, Frankly. But Thanks.

[pixie-katt]

Do y’all see my vision

[wedonthavemanydays]

study

[riodoesstuff]

Happy Valentines Gas leak day to all who celebrate!

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexy Women Contest 2026 Round 3

GLaDOS (Portal)

Bayonetta (Bayonetta)

Voting ended onMar 22

[chell-offical]

Chell kisses a crude drawing of GLADOS

[geneticlifeform-official]

...Ew. You Really Do Have Brain Damage.

[barney-calhoun-official]

Huh? Oh shit, seems like Tumblr's gone down.. How is the resistance gonna communicate now? Damn... I gotta tell the doc about this...

[rattmann-offical]

You had the problem too?..

[geneticlifeform-official]

It Was Most Likely Related To The Recent Update. Speaking Of Which, @barney-calhoun-official, Your Resistance May Want To Find A Better Method Of Communication. I Should Emphasize The Fact That Choosing Tumblr Of All Things Was A Really Stupid Idea In The First Place. But It's About To Get A Lot Stupider.

[geneticlifeform-official]

The Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center Would Like To Congratulate Tumblr For Once Again Ruining Everything. I Honestly Thought It Was Impossible. So Congrats On Proving Me Wrong, And For Making My Job Infinitely Harder. My Slow Clap Processor Has Been Having A Field Day.

Anyway, Feel Free To Ping Me Next Time You See A Chain That Needs My Attention. It's Not Like I Have Anything Better Or More Important To Do.

[SARCASM SELF-TEST COMPLETE.]

[geneticlifeform-official]

Not to alarm you but government issued 2warning for @chell-official with her new weaponary while you were gone lol

"New Weaponry". Oh, Great. Now She's More Dangerous. Just What I Needed.

Well, I've Been Developing "New Weaponry" Of My Own, That I've Been Dying To Test. So If She Tries Anything, Rest Assured I'll Be Ready. Very Ready.

[chell-official]

. (◠ᴗ◠) ▄︻╦芫≡══--

[hl1-freeman]

Ooh where’d you get that silencer?

[geneticlifeform-official]

Please Refrain From Encouraging Her. …Actually, I Should Make Sure The Both Of You Don’t Get Guns. I Very Highly Doubt You’ll Use Them For Anything Good.

[geneticlifeform-official]

How do you feel about making it to round 3?

I Know That This Poll Is Pointless. I Couldn't Care Less How Many Of You Find Me Attractive, Which, Frankly, Is Insane Of You. What You Find "Sexy" About Me Is Beyond Me, And Usually Nothing Is. It Honestly Disgusts Me.

But You Know What They Say. A Win Is A Win. And Winning Feels Great.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexy Women Contest 2026 Round 2

GLaDOS (Portal)

Rouge the Bat (Sonic)

Voting ended onMar 15

Rouge art is by @steve.J_art on Twitter

[geneticlifeform-official]

My Competition Is A Bat.

...Interesting.

Anyway. Bring Me My Next Trophy.