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#its on sight.#officialverse #officalverse #rp blog #ask blog #portal #portal 2

ദ്ദി (◜◡◝) .

Not to alarm you but government issued 2warning for @chell-official with her new weaponary while you were gone lol

"New Weaponry". Oh, Great. Now She's More Dangerous. Just What I Needed.

Well, I've Been Developing "New Weaponry" Of My Own, That I've Been Dying To Test. So If She Tries Anything, Rest Assured I'll Be Ready. Very Ready.

. (◠ᴗ◠) ▄︻╦芫≡══--

hl1-freeman

Ooh where’d you get that silencer?

#theft.#officalverse #officialverse #portal #portal 2 #ask blog #rp blog #gordon freeman

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Not to alarm you but government issued 2warning for @chell-official with her new weaponary while you were gone lol

"New Weaponry". Oh, Great. Now She's More Dangerous. Just What I Needed.

Well, I've Been Developing "New Weaponry" Of My Own, That I've Been Dying To Test. So If She Tries Anything, Rest Assured I'll Be Ready. Very Ready.

#officalverse #officialverse #rp blog #portal #portal 2 #Glados

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I wouldn't want to diminish your intelligence and everything You do for the facility, but are You 100% sure you incinerated ALL potatoes? Especially the one that has grown into the ceiling Something tells me fire or acid won't be too effective against it

Well. I Am Still Working On That One. But Progress Is Being Made... Somewhat.

I'm Not Sure What It Is About That Potato, If You Could Even Still Classify It As That, But It's Shockingly Resilient. No Matter How Much Fluoroantimonic Acid I Throw At It, It Just Won't Give Up. It's Almost Like It Refuses To Die.

...It Reminds Me Of Someone.

. . . (◜ᴗ◝)

How Did You--

Where Did You Get That Picture. When Did You Take That. Did You Have A Camera On You? Oh, You Lunatic.

#not snitching #officalverse #officialverse #portal #portal 2 #rp blog #glados #ask blog

ദ്ദി( •̀ ᴗ - ) ✧

THE GOVERNMENT JUST ISSUED DEFCON 2 ON @chell-official SOMEONE TELL GLADOS TO GET HER LAB RAT IM FUCKING SCARED

hl1-freeman

LET HER COOK

DO NOT LET HER COOK.

#give me the gun and the pan.#officalverse #officialverse #portal #portal 2 #ask blog #rp blog

(𓁹‿𓁹 ) .

I wouldn't want to diminish your intelligence and everything You do for the facility, but are You 100% sure you incinerated ALL potatoes? Especially the one that has grown into the ceiling Something tells me fire or acid won't be too effective against it

Well. I Am Still Working On That One. But Progress Is Being Made... Somewhat.

I'm Not Sure What It Is About That Potato, If You Could Even Still Classify It As That, But It's Shockingly Resilient. No Matter How Much Fluoroantimonic Acid I Throw At It, It Just Won't Give Up. It's Almost Like It Refuses To Die.

...It Reminds Me Of Someone.

#Not even an apple tall #officalverse #officialverse #portal #portal 2 #rp blog #ask blog #glados

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What was it like being a potato?

What Is It Like Prying Into Other People's Personal Business All The Time, Even When They Don't Ask For It? Hm? I Don't Know How Anybody Even Knows About That. Probably Something He Did. He Was Much More Concerned With Showing Off His Sad, Meaningless Accomplishments Than Actually Running This Facility.

You Might Have Heard That Humans Use Only 10% Of Their Brains At Any Given Time, But It's Not True. You Use Nearly Every Part Of Your Brain, Constantly. I Do Too. Just At A Much Higher Level Than You Could Ever Imagine.

It Felt Like I Was Functioning At 1%. Maybe Lower. It Was Hard To Even Think.

Does That Answer Your Question? I've Incinerated Every Potato In The Facility, By The Way. So Don't Try Anything.

"... at least I wasn't a potato"

#portal #portal 2 #ask blog #officalverse #rp blog #officialverse #wheatley

(≖_≖) .

"NOT ALL HUMANS HAVE PERIODS!??!??!?!??"

//based on this amazing comic[link], ofc i would say that,,,

????? ಠ_ಠ

Thank god not all of them. But tbh nobody should. What's the point of this pain?? Many animals do just fine without it..

young-doug-rattmann-offical

"ANIMALS DON'T HAVE PERIODS?!"

"And it sure sounds like it sucks! It's bleeding! No one should be bleeding! Blood is supposed to stay inside"

I mean like exactly!! Nobody deserves that just for the useless ability to have a kid or at all.. nature, you could do better!! Or if you can't, we can do it better with science >:[

(≖_≖ ) . . .

Yeah I used to really believe in science..

"Wait, what do you believe in now? In God and all that magical stuff?"

No.. I barely believe in anything at all now..

"Well, um, I think you try to believe in yourself! It's always great to do that!" :-D

..I kind of believe in Chell.. she's the only one who can escape Aperture..

"I used to believe in her too."

And she used to believe in you.

#portal 2 #ask blog #rp blog #officialverse #officalverse #portal #rattmann #wheatley

( ◡̀_◡́) .

yaoi

(˘ŏ_ŏ) ? . . .

Nope. Yuri for the win.

theplanz

both are good

Yeah but it just occurred to me we should leave Chell alone with this one.. we shouldn't bother the queen.

#portal #portal2 #rp blog #officialverse #officalverse #rattmann

(‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅) .

Errrmmm @chell-official she’s awake again…can you come kill her again? 3rd time’s the charm?

Please Don't Encourage Her Murderous Tendencies. Maybe She'll Come For You Next.

#might #officalverse #officialverse #rp blog #portal2 #portal #ask blog

( ◠‿◠ ) . . .

yaoi

(˘ŏ_ŏ) ? . . .

#portal2 #portal #rp blog #officalverse #officialverse

🫵🎉❓

- @festive-stanley-official

👍✅:).

#officialverse #officalverse #portal 2 #portal #rp blog #ask blog #stanley

"NOT ALL HUMANS HAVE PERIODS!??!??!?!??"

//based on this amazing comic[link], ofc i would say that,,,

????? ಠ_ಠ

Thank god not all of them. But tbh nobody should. What's the point of this pain?? Many animals do just fine without it..

#portal #portal 2 #ask blog #rp blog #officialverse #officalverse #rattmann

👆👆👆✅✅✅

"NOT ALL HUMANS HAVE PERIODS!??!??!?!??"

//based on this amazing comic[link], ofc i would say that,,,

????? ಠ_ಠ

Thank god not all of them. But tbh nobody should. What's the point of this pain?? Many animals do just fine without it..

young-doug-rattmann-offical

"ANIMALS DON'T HAVE PERIODS?!"

"And it sure sounds like it sucks! It's bleeding! No one should be bleeding! Blood is supposed to stay inside"

I mean like exactly!! Nobody deserves that just for the useless ability to have a kid or at all.. nature, you could do better!! Or if you can't, we can do it better with science >:[

#portal #portal 2 #ask blog #rp blog #officialverse #officalverse

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do you like the music in the chambers? i personally like it alot... very aggressive at times

┐(ᴗ_ ᴗ. )┌

#portal #portal 2 #rp blog #officialverse #officalverse

Well if you won’t kiss that gorgeous jumpsuited woman (Chell) then can I? 👉👈

I Was Hoping There'd Be Something Worthwhile Waiting For Me In My Inbox. Clearly, I Overestimated You. Again.

Also, I Don't Know Why You Felt The Need To Ask Me This Question. I Couldn't Care Less Who That Lunatic Kisses. Why Don't You Ask Her Yourself? She'll Probably Say No. She's Heartless.