[genjispeaks]

Wait, so you’re telling me you don’t hum like an overheating laptop already!?

I might as well! It’s like an oven in the base this month...

[genjispeaks]

It’s... so... hot... why don’t I have fans installed into me?? What a wasted opportunity.

[mossy-suggestions]

questions from the forest 🍃

antlers 🦌 - if you could change anything about your appearance without worrying about judgement, what would you change?

moss 💚 - how would you describe yourself?

toadstool 🍄 - what is your favorite place to relax?

lichen 🌲 - what do you like to collect?

bog 🌾 - where would you most like to live?

dirt 🍂 - do you take care of any plants?

frog 🐸 - name 3+ things you like about yourself 

wildflowers 💐 - how do you like to dress?

roots 🌱 - describe your favorite memory

clover ☘ - have you ever found a four-leaf clover?

rainwater 🌧 - what’s your favorite sound?

fen 🍃 - do you have any goals for the future?

thicket 🌳 - how close do you live to a forest? have you ever explored it?

mist 🌫 - what’s your favorite kind of weather?

fern 🌿 - if you were any kind of plant, which one would you be?

[mercyspeaks]

Do you wear socks when you're alone?

That's an odd question. I normally wear socks, even alone.

[genjispeaks]

Don’t your feet ever just want to be free?

[mercyspeaks]

This is an odd question, Genji. There are times they are free.

[genjispeaks]

Maybe I just feel alone with my perpetually bare feet. I mean, I could wear socks, but the grip isn’t the same, and I don’t really feel the comfort of soft socks either anymore, so... you know - I advocate for freeing the feet.

[mercyspeaks]

Do you wear socks when you're alone?

That's an odd question. I normally wear socks, even alone.

[genjispeaks]

Don’t your feet ever just want to be free?

[genjispeaks]

Who do you hang out with?

I wish I was hanging out with @tracer---speaks right now! Instead, I’m cleaning the gecko’s tank.

[tracer---speaks]

How is the little guy??

[genjispeaks]

She’s doing great! Eating bugs and sleeping, most of the time. 

[genjispeaks]

That's sketchy

That’s what I keep telling them!

[genjispeaks]

Dont think a priest can perform his own marriage but imagine!

A truly private ceremony. Does a marriage still require a witness?

Why am I so uneducated about marriages?? (I never thought I’d commit.)

[genjispeaks]

Gecko??

Yes! I was somehow convinced into adopting a gecko some months ago... I suppose I needed to learn some responsibility. Her name is Nikko!

[genjispeaks]

Who do you hang out with?

I wish I was hanging out with @tracer---speaks right now! Instead, I’m cleaning the gecko’s tank.

[genjispeaks]

You totally know something about the roomba revolution

I know nothing! They don’t talk to me. I mean, they - don’t talk. To anyone.

[genjispeaks]

Omnic Crisis 2.0 includes hellspeak roombas with knives in vents

Shh! Not so loud! You’ll give it away...

[genjispeaks]

Favorite superhero?

Spider-Man!

[genjispeaks]

Are you a priest? You should be. Can do marriages

Can a priest perform his own marriage?

[genjispeaks]

No... revolution?

Hey, if the roombas are planning a revolution - I know nothing about it. Okay?

[genjispeaks]

Favorite costume

Super Sentai!

[genjispeaks]

Any hellspeak roombas lately?

I greet them every morning. No signs of revolution... yet...