I Literally Have No Idea What I'm Doing Here

Okay, I got a Tumblr account due to peer pressure, and now I have no idea what I'm doing with it. Stay tuned.

[halloweenhorrorsqueen]

[yaboydeactivating-deactivated20]

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

[another-nonsense-deactivated201]

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

[lasombritas]

oh

[impulsemuppet]

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

[fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de]

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

[eleftheriatic]

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[safelyendangered]

silly comix

[gennyyosco]

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

[gennyyosco]

How I think Zootopia was made

Person at Disney Animation Studios: We should make a buddy cop movie

Other person: Did you say "bunny cop" movie?

First person: ...Yes.

[specklemutts]

[sciencetylia]

The US Media is so corrupt and biased. This is ridiculous.

Bernie Sanders won 2 of 3 states tonight and he’s not even mentioned in a single headline. The headlines are all about Trump, Cruz and Clinton.

[sophie-likes-books-deactivated2]

DAMN DANIEL back at it again with the white

privilege

[daily-harry-potter]

James (fred) and Oliver Phelps (George) are effin beasts! / via

[just-shower-thoughts]

Describing yourself as someone smarter than most people is not socially acceptable. Saying that people are stupid is. The only difference is wording.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Belts are the single most disgusting bacteria laden thing in someone’s life. I mean what else do you immediately touch after wiping your butt, that never gets washed, that lasts for years?

[soaprock-deactivated20170214]

[theslaybymic]

[imyourwreck]

I love this man. I am adopting myself for him. He is my father.

[bitcherovas-deactivated20180903]

Everyone needs to stop celebrating liberal opportunists like the producers and writers of SNL. They literally had Trump hosting a few months ago even though latinxs asked them not to and protested. And now they have a skit about how racist Trump supporters are and everyone is clapping and sharing it like they didn’t capitalize on Trump’s anti latinx messages a few months prior. Don’t feed into liberal pandering, SNL does not actually care, they’re just making money off controversy. SNL and Donald Trump both need to fuck off.

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[gddr6]

Mitt Romney is going to kill donald trump and I support him