Killer of Heroes, Destroyer of Worlds

►\\ Shulk jumped backward, doing a flip in the air to avoid having his stomach sliced open. At this point, he was ready to just activate Monado Speed and get the hell out of there. This wasn’t exactly a battle he wanted to be fighting, after all.

#[oh my god it's great]#[axe-hole]#[he really is an axe-hole]#[but I suppose I might as well just learn everything about the game then]#[nice to see you again though]#[I have to go to bed now]#monadohero

“You’re not going to chicken out on me, are you, punk?” Barbatos stated, giving a small laugh of triumph. Maybe that would be enough to make this cowardly kid actually do something. All he had done so far was show off his fancy looking sword and dodged a few blows. He wanted to see what the fancy sword could actually do.

►\\ “Whoa!” Shulk jumped back, barely avoiding taking an axe to his head. This guy’s weapon was much larger than expected! If that sank into the Monado, he might actually damage it. And the heir was not in the mood for trying to figure out how to fix a sword that was millenias old. So much for taking the defensive.

#[isn't he that robot that shows up on the Xenoblade stage in Smash Wii U?]#[he's really voiced by Wakamoto?]#[oh my god I had no idea]#[thank you for enlightening me]#[and yes he is a blueberry]#[a very sour blueberry]#monadohero

"What’s the matter? Scared of me? Ahahahaha!” After that, he launched another attack, swinging the axe around again, but this time on the horizontal. Maybe he’d end up cleaving the annoying, cowardly kid in half that way.

►\\ “Don’t underestimate the power of the Monado!” Shulk decided against attacking first, as this guy was the one being needlessly aggressive. Instead, the blond was just going to stick to the defensive unless he really needed to beat this guy up.

#[I see]#[maybe I'll look him up on Youtube or something]#[what's the guy's name anyway?]#monadohero

“I’ll give you something to not underestimate!” The blue haired man followed up his taunt with a wide swing, launching his axe in the direction of the blond haired boy with every intention of cleaving him in half. Man, this kid’s face just pissed him off.

( continued ask )

►\\ “I won’t let you do that!” And with that, the sides of the red sword folded open and the blue blade of light erupted out of the center. Now it definitely looked like a weapon. “Leave me and the Monado alone!”

#[OMG really?]#[that's amazing]#[now I'm even more interested in Xenoblade Chronicles]#monadohero

“Well now, that’s a bit more like it~” Barbatos stated, chuckling evilly. He was unintimidated by the blue beam of light. “I’m still going to crush you and that stupid thing, though!”

Is that piece of red scrap metal supposed to be a weapon? I've seen more intimidating swords come from a baby's first smithy. Bweheheh~ [Hi there! Remember me from your old Kyle blog? :D]

((I do, actually. :D I’m kinda wondering how you found me here, but hi nevertheless~))

►\\ “Excuse me? I have no idea who the hell you are, but what are you doing talking about the Monado like that? This isn’t any old piece of scrap metal, you know.”

#[I know right?]#[he's really rude]#[just give him a good whacking and he'll shut up though]#monadohero

“Oh really? I’ll just crush that stupid piece of scrap metal and then I’ll do the same to your stupid little head! You remind me of somebody... somebody I hate. And for that, you’re going to die!”

“Bweheheh~ I have returned... Heroes like me never die!”

#[I'm back after a loooooong hiatus holy moly]

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#reblogging Barbatos #because Barbatos #buruaaaaa #P.S. Norio Wakamoto is amazing #outofitems

Barbie attacks!

"I’m not going to run away!" Kyle said, a determined look on his face. "I can’t run away! This man has been after me for a while… But I’ve been after him myself! After all, Barbatos is the man who killed my father! I’m gonna kill him for that! And I certainly am not gonna let the man who killed my father also kill one of my friends! That’s just not heroic at all!" With that, he took a spell casting stance, a red spell glyph appearing under his feet.

"Alright… I know I can’t stop you from fighting, but I won’t let you fight alone." He then faced Barbatos. "Sorry, but you won’t be killing either of us!" He ran to the man to attack again, he had noticed Kyle starting to cast a spell so he decided he should distract Barbatos while Kyle prepared his spell. His sword attacks would likely not do anything against the other, but it would hopefully keep his attention off of Kyle.

#sorry if this is OP #it is what Barbie does in the game though owo #aspiringhero #knightofkanavan

"You fools! Trying to cast magic on me? How pathetic... Take this! Execution!" The dark magic spell opened up above and below Kyle, threatening to blast him with powerful magic. Hopefully that would be enough for the other boy to get distracted as well, and thus he took a swing at Ronan at his axe after he moved out of his spell casting stance.

Barbie attacks!

As if out of nowhere, a certain blond haired wannabe hero leaps into the fray, sword drawn, and attacks the blue haired killer on his open side. After making the attack, he leaps back next to his friend and brandishes his sword. “Did you really have to bring him into this, Barbatos?!” Kyle yelled, pointing his sword at the much taller man. “Leave him out of this - it’s me you want!”

His attack was blocked so easily… was this a fight he could win? Ronan had no choice though, this man wanted him dead, and he wasn’t going to go down without a fight. Just then, Kyle suddenly appeared.

"Kyle! No.. you can’t be here! I don’t know who this man is, but he’s after you! You need to get away!" He had been worried about his own safety moments before, and while he still was, he was now much more concerned for his friend.

#Shall we create a post order?#Barbie Kyle Ronan #rinse and repeat?#knightofkanavan #aspiringhero

The dark skinned man's face lit up with a sadistic smile as he saw the blond haired boy appear. He wasn't even bothered by the hit he just took from Kyle - it was barely a scratch to him anyways. "Heheheh... Like a moth to a flame, the young hero arrives!" The man continued to laugh, holding his giant axe at shoulder height. "Now I can destroy BOTH of you in one fell swoop! Ahahaha!"

Barbie attacks!

"I won’t be killed so easily!" As soon as he saw the man’s weapon, Ronan knew he had to be careful, one hit from that huge axe could end him if he wasn’t. He quickly ran to Barbatos and tried attacking him with his sword, he knew the man was much stronger than him, but if he used his speed to his advantage maybe he could land a hit on his opponent.

#maybe this title is better #and despite it he makes another reference to eating the boy #I'm so sorry for Barbie's behavior XD #knightofkanavan

With his immense strength, the blue haired mercenary whirled his axe around effortlessly, flinging his weapon in front of the boy's sword trajectory. The smaller weapon clinked against the side of the giant axe blade harmlessly, and the assailant grinned. "Is that the best you can do, puny little brat?" Barbatos started laughing. "Pathetic. I eat wimps like you for lunch..."

Barbie prepares to have a snack?

genocidebraver asked you:

Is that a challenge, puny brat? Would you like to taste your own blood so early on a Tuesday morning? [Maybe we should take this to a thread before I run out of asks? ovo]

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((Ah, we should take it to a thread then. Here we go~))

"I’ll defend myself if I have to. I told you, I will NOT let you hurt Kyle!"

#I made one #whoops #I'll change it if you want #or you can idc #knightofkanavan

"Who said anything about him? I'll deal with him another time. Right now, it's YOUR head that's on the chopping block!" After saying that, Barbatos pulls out and brandishes an axe that is about the same size as his body.

"Calling me a tick isn’t exactly good manners either. Besides, why should I be polite with my father’s murderer?!"

#aaaand you've angered the barbie #not that he isn't hard to piss off #I don't blame Kyle for a minute #aspiringhero

"Is THAT how you're going to be, then? Very well, perhaps I should knock some manners into you with my axe!"

“Zankuu Tenshouken!”

((That’s Kyle language for ‘go away you big brute’.))