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@gentlebirdofcrime
Wah Wah Wah!
I cut a mean figure.
Not tall. Not rugged.
Mean.
This is my world. The slightest lift of my finger sends grown men scrambling.
(Penguin: Pain and Prejudice, volume 1)
Send me asks, why don’t you? Talk to the penguin. But don’t you dare talk down to me.
Who are you wearing
Agata Sasone.
You wouldn’t know her, she’s far out of your tax bracket.
Im going to eat your hat
Get your filthy hands off of me.
WHY ATE YOU BALD
I am not! I have PLENTY of hair!
You should do the cha cha slide. Either that or the cupid shuffle
I am not doing your stupid dances.
Can you do the macaracana
It was only the most requested song when it came out. Of course I do, dimwit. I won’t, but I know how.
Sowwy for making you angy
No, you aren’t.
which do we prefer, the helmet outfit or the mask outfit??
helmet-
mask-
It’s easier to hit you over the head with the mask.
artist's rendition:
it's a very rough sketch because as you can guess i have a lot of other things to do in my free time that don't involve riddler dancing with cat ears
anyway hope you like it mr steven
(the song is catloving in case anyones wondering)
...
I'd like to take them off now.
Thanks for the epic artwork! I love your take on Edward! As promised, here's my beautiful rendition of "Pretty Pink Cat Ears in C Major". Yes, I might have had to play some of the old Hatsune Miku to get me in the mood, haha! I could be bothered properly colouring it so you get a gradient. Also, a new art style I guess as I haven't posted an art on this blog for absolutely ages. Funny that this is how it debuts.
That will be going in the blackmail folder…
Oswald I'm not against taking these ridiculous cat ears and shoving them so far up your ass that you'll be coughing up hairballs for the best part of 3 months.
I didn’t know Gotham had two little kitties running around doing crime.
artist's rendition:
it's a very rough sketch because as you can guess i have a lot of other things to do in my free time that don't involve riddler dancing with cat ears
anyway hope you like it mr steven
(the song is catloving in case anyones wondering)
...
I'd like to take them off now.
Thanks for the epic artwork! I love your take on Edward! As promised, here's my beautiful rendition of "Pretty Pink Cat Ears in C Major". Yes, I might have had to play some of the old Hatsune Miku to get me in the mood, haha! I could be bothered properly colouring it so you get a gradient. Also, a new art style I guess as I haven't posted an art on this blog for absolutely ages. Funny that this is how it debuts.
That will be going in the blackmail folder…
For the country’s 250th birthday, Gotham City is lighting a very special firework display
...
I'm still not going to sing the national anthem.
Edward get down from there!!! Very unprofessional what if the Bat got a look at you splayed out on that thing like a spatchcocked turkey good lord
“You say that in a way that makes me think you put him up there”
Hey just wanted to apologize for quite a heated reblog last night. Although I don't retract anything I said, I probably could have worded it a lot more eloquently. I'll wait until I'm in a productive (sober!) mindset to share my thoughts on other people's anons in future.
Nah, you were right. Didn’t deserve the eloquence
Boo! Are you Mr. Penguin? I was told you could teach me how to be better at crimes and stuff- Hehe-!
-@j0ker-jun0r
I am. God, you’d think that i have enough reputation people could recognize me. What do you want.
You're very grumpy, Mr. It's not very polite.
A couple other rouges told me you were good at training newbies. I'm not new, ha, but I could use some advice.
“I’m good at it, that does not mean I like to. What do you want?”
"Advice! HAH- What are some good places to start? I was thinking that really nice bank near Diamond District with the horrible security, but I don't know what gear I need. Do I need darker clothes?"
“Do you want to look like any old criminal? If you’re trying to make a name for yourself, then you want to stand out. Surprise ‘em. Nygma has his encryptions and codes, Fries has his whole sub-zero schtick, joker has… that. Do something they haven’t seen before.”
JJ flinches at the mention of Joker. "True. So bright colors are a yes? Maybe stickers! And acid! Okay, anything else? Do I need to hack anything or can I sneak in?"
“I don’t particularly care about that bank, so I don’t know. You mentioned they had bad security, work with that.”
Boo! Are you Mr. Penguin? I was told you could teach me how to be better at crimes and stuff- Hehe-!
-@j0ker-jun0r
I am. God, you’d think that i have enough reputation people could recognize me. What do you want.
You're very grumpy, Mr. It's not very polite.
A couple other rouges told me you were good at training newbies. I'm not new, ha, but I could use some advice.
“I’m good at it, that does not mean I like to. What do you want?”
"Advice! HAH- What are some good places to start? I was thinking that really nice bank near Diamond District with the horrible security, but I don't know what gear I need. Do I need darker clothes?"
“Do you want to look like any old criminal? If you’re trying to make a name for yourself, then you want to stand out. Surprise ‘em. Nygma has his encryptions and codes, Fries has his whole sub-zero schtick, joker has… that. Do something they haven’t seen before.”
Boo! Are you Mr. Penguin? I was told you could teach me how to be better at crimes and stuff- Hehe-!
-@j0ker-jun0r
I am. God, you’d think that i have enough reputation people could recognize me. What do you want.
You're very grumpy, Mr. It's not very polite.
A couple other rouges told me you were good at training newbies. I'm not new, ha, but I could use some advice.
“I’m good at it, that does not mean I like to. What do you want?”
Magic moment: shrinks you super tiny. Like. 1/12th scale
Edward is now approximately half a foot tall. Immediately, he drops to his knees, pale and clammy and begins to retch. Majorly altering someone's physical form using magic is not without consequence.
What-- oh fuck-- what in the blazes have you done to me you-- you-- you witless parasite!!!
Good god, Nygma. Are you… in need of… assistance?
Don't patronize me, Oswald. I am perfectly fine, this is just a...slight complication.
“…you’re 6 inches tall and about to throw up. Now, I know you’re a smart man. Does that sound “fine” to you?”
I've arguably dealt with worse setbacks. Now, give me a hand, won't you? I don't want to stay down here. God forbid, I get trodden on...
“Yeah, yeah.”
He bends down, offering a hand for Edward to step onto
“Perhaps this is a good change. Makes up for the ego.”
Like you've got any right to talk...
Edward steps gingerly onto Oswald's hand.
You have...washed this, haven't you?
“Of course I have. Heavens, Nygma. Im a gentleman.”
He scoffs, standing back up slowly to keep his hand steady
Magic moment: shrinks you super tiny. Like. 1/12th scale
Edward is now approximately half a foot tall. Immediately, he drops to his knees, pale and clammy and begins to retch. Majorly altering someone's physical form using magic is not without consequence.
What-- oh fuck-- what in the blazes have you done to me you-- you-- you witless parasite!!!
Good god, Nygma. Are you… in need of… assistance?
Don't patronize me, Oswald. I am perfectly fine, this is just a...slight complication.
“…you’re 6 inches tall and about to throw up. Now, I know you’re a smart man. Does that sound “fine” to you?”
I've arguably dealt with worse setbacks. Now, give me a hand, won't you? I don't want to stay down here. God forbid, I get trodden on...
“Yeah, yeah.”
He bends down, offering a hand for Edward to step onto
“Perhaps this is a good change. Makes up for the ego.”
