When Life Gives You Lemons, Eat The Lemon Whole

| Elena / 25 / God I really love guacamole |

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[segamascott]

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[supermarioblosblog]

Have you seen Luigi?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Yeah! He went that way!

[supermarioblosblog]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

hehe *wipes sweat off my forehead* everything alright mario?

[supermarioblosblog]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[segamascott]

[kushblazer666]

[doyoulovebugs]

:(

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[princessmo]

[deep-state-partisan]

[ashes2caches]

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

[sassy-socialist-memes]

asking the right questions

[nem23]

[girlwyrm]

smoking cigarettes and drinking a six pack of these in the alley behind the pets store

[iamthetruestrepairman]

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

[iamthetruestrepairman]

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

[itisiives]