U Just Got Prnked - George W. Bush

43rd POTUS. Jiang Cheng stan. Bingliushen and XueMeiMeng Antis, JC Antis, WangXianers, DNI . (The people running this account are not real Jiang Cheng Stans. Real Jiang Cheng Stans For Hire?)

[george-w-butch]

(Pre warning:

THIS. IS. A. JOKE. ON A JOKE ACC.

I DONT SUPPORT MOST OF THESE IDEAS, MINUS THE COMMON SENSE ONES!!!! (Ex: terf)

Hey guys! I just wanted to clear the air, because I am THE fujoshi leader George W Bush, I mean, uh, oops, the president! I want to clear up my DNI’s for all those wondering.

DNI if you are:

ANTI JIANG CHENG!!!

Over 21

Under 14, y’all stupid asf

Anti mspec lesbians

Anti fujoshi

Twitter user

Anti trans

If your name is Donald, Joe, Barack, Ronald, Reagan

A cancer

Anti nonbinary

Nonviolent (CMON)

Likes kids

Believes in old people

Supports quackity, he hurt dream.

Loves Santa

Vape user

Pro drug

Love fentanyl

Jsclatt fan

Pro ranboo

Tommyinnit kin

Long kin list

White, unless I like you

Rap lover, yall tasteless, stupid, sex obsessed

Believe in less than y= -1(x-15)^2 -20 genders with X being 5

Think you like jc more than me

Named Homosexual at birth

Religious cult leader

Uses headcanons

Writes fanfiction as a nonblack person

Cringe culture

TikTok user

Sjw

White savior complex

Black savior complex (believes you will save all black people as a black person)

Whiteboy kisser

Anti sex culture

Keyboard warrior

Criticizes any nonwhite

Mentally unstable

South Park anti

Jim Carey fan (ur a kid)

TERF

Truscum

Map

Loves dogs over cats, basic

Neopronouns user

Unpatriotic (unspoken)

Lana disbeliver

And more tba:)

[velinxi]

My roommate is a bit weird (Just don't ask where the food came from)

Characters are from CTC

[violetdisasterzone]

I found the artist on telegram 😭🫶 the way they're looking at their husbands... this style is so so perfect for sv, I can't wait to see the final editions! I don't speak Russian so I'm having kind of a hard time finding out where/when it will be published or if they accept international orders.. if anyone knows anything pls tell me 🙏

[donald-trump-official]

Fun facts of the day!

- State charges cannot be pardoned by the President of the United States. They have to be pardoned by the governor of the state in which the crime was committed

- the governor of Georgia does not have pardon power, that power was stripped in 1943 by the Georgia state legislature

- TV cameras are forbidden in federal court. TV cameras are permitted in state court. It’s already been stated that Donald Trump’s Georgia trial will be televised

- Donald Trump will be booked, processed, fingerprinted, and have his mug shot taken just like any other person who enters the Fulton country jail. They don’t believe in special treatment down there

- the Georgia RICO statue carries a 5 year mandatory minimum sentence which cannot be revoked by a judge

[george-w-butch]

Twitch streamer AU? Anyone?

3 chapters already written, unsure when to post.

Anyways, Georgie out!

(Updated image with higher quality and inking. Sorry for the smudges, my pen sucks T-T)

[ineffectualdemon]

Shang Qinghua fakes dead in dangerous situations and missions to the point that OG Shen Qingqiu tells him off for breaking character when he tries to defend him

He literally plays opossum all the fucking time

And Cucumber Qingqiu turns up and is like "you call that dying? I'll show you dying! Hold my beer!"

They're both such messes

[oleanderedits]

I love that it’s canon that An Ding Disciples are taught to run away from dangerous situations unless they’re the designated battle go-for and even then, to make themselves as unattractive as a target as possible... and that Qinghua excels at it to the point that decades later, as the peak lord, he simply collapses in the middle of a narrow cave passage and becomes so much a part of the floor that a snake demon slides over him to run away without so much as pausing to think about taking a shot.

Interestingly, though, the training seems to have only begun happening AFTER his encounter with MBJ. Since the shidi and shixiong during that decided that it would be a good death to try and go down fighting a demon and make a name for themselves.

it’s either a tactic that only inner disciples are trained on or (more likely) it was enacted/enforced after the loss of a dozen outer disciples against a demon they had no chance against (even in a large sect, losing that many disciples all at once is the kind of thing that makes someone go ‘stop, we need to reevaluate our teaching’) and the only survivor being the one that ran away. They clearly needed to ensure An Ding disciples understood that cowardice was the better part of valor for those not martially inclined!

[anch-witch]

Happy four months

[bunniboytoy]

you can just say “bush” and you lesbians go wild like do y’all not remember what he did

[puerto-nic0]

ran up that hill

[dumbasswithapen]

@anch-witch Literally you

[george-w-butch]

Take that, Donny.

(Credit: @illbangurmom )

[haspadynia-deactivated20240616]

Illustration for tgcf book 3

Art by: ___anteiku

Illustration for book 1

Illustration for book 2

Book covers (1-3)

[george-w-butch]

Sorry about the reblogs. I keep reblogging things by accident. This is very unprofessional of me.

[pacey-grey]

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

[pippuns]

cang qiong sect peak lord meetings

[califlair]

🍁

[anch-witch]

yeah basically

[jcdr3swiftie]

thiss

[wwwcxr05]

lotus 🪷

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