so happy for u guys that ur horrible little evil sports book series keeps getting more and more books. really wish right abt now that trc had some sequels. some more of those would be cool. but no yeah I'm really really so happy for u guys. wish u all the best and i hope that guy kevin is like. winning or whatever
receivedhope's certified top 10 yandere blaine moments that all made me go "wow he's a FREAK. love him"
i don't accept criticism or opinions at this time.
10. using a heart shaped eye patch in Heart
i think there is simply something sickly romantic about using a heart shaped eye patch over a serious injury he got because he protected his cute boyfriend. it's symbolic... i also find it extremely funny how he lowkey didn't gaf about his ex-friends co-signing at the very least on blinding him. his brain is full of kurt parasites.
9. the kelliot selfie obviously bothering him + screaming "HE'S MY FIANCÉ NOT YOURS SO BACK OFF" at elliott
while i'm already a huge fan of the scene where becky shows blaine the selfie, on its own it could be okay, reasonable even. but then you get to NNY and you realize Wow... he was REALLY jealous. incredible... kurt had One gay male friend and he saw red. king.
8. comparing kurt's mom's funeral to pavarotti's
masterful gambit to tell his new boyfriend immediately he knows his mom died and wants to remind him of that just before he tells him he’s the one good thing in his life. "sorry you lost regionals against your friends and your mom died and your bird died but you have. Me ♥ don’t forget that" AND IT WORKED TOO. "kurt hummel has had a prettyy good year" kurt my love, your dad almost died, your friends decided to hate you because they couldn't sing church music, you were sexually assaulted, you were publicly humiliated at your prom and you kept struggling most of the semester in a new school you lowkey hated. congrats on your crazy fucking boyfriend though i guess.
7. kurt puppet
so many things to love here.
there is no normal person explanation for this one. stop pretending otherwise. when god gives you a beautiful yandere who wishes to be with his beloved one forever and ever you don't go "oh well he just has abandonment issues and the gas leak-" NO... that's my strange tiny doe eyed pervert and i accept him as he is.
6. the dalton!kurt hauntings of tested + barely breathing + it's too late
at first i was like "oh okay this makes sense. the gilded cage of dalton where everything is fine, things were easier and more clear cut and now blaine feels left behind kurt. this all makes sense" but then i got to tested,
"I guess it started when we first met, and you came to Dalton because you were trying to get away from Karofsky and I wanted to help you through that. [...] And I loved the way that felt. I loved, I loved being able to protect you, but now I look at your life and… it's completely different."
and i'm sorry but everything about this speech is crazy, it's like getting punched in the face over and over again with a hammer. what's this guy's problem? never change.
5. keeping up his kurt shrine even ~6 months after their break up
on his nightstand too so it can be the first thing he sees when he wakes up and the last thing he sees when he falls asleep. he is manifesting. (and it worked! good for you! go get your man)
4. blainofsky in general
not dating kurt's high school bully that he also sort of misses from their life (see his tested rant above) was always an option. but if he can't have kurt, hallucinations are fine. also "we got to talking... mostly about you" AND this look that he gives when kurt excuses himself?
oh there is something in that head of his and i need to see more. kurt get back in that makeshift electric chair of a bar stool right Now i need to observe further.
3. talking to burt in sexy
"oh receivedhope, you need to turn off the filter that makes you see blaine in this strange twisted light" NO!!! i love my weird cat. i completely get, acknowledge AND advocate for his place in the story and that he ultimately did a very good thing. i will even come to his defense in the turbulent landscape of blaine discourse - i still think it was an objectively weird choice and i'm fascinated that after being visibly interested in talking about sex with kurt the next best thing is talking to kurt's dad about kurt having sex. according to him. this is my post and i get to present canon disingenuously.
2. soft launching his proposal to kurt BEFORE getting back together
asks for burt's approval. buys an engagement ring. all before he can even confirm if kurt and adam are together, let alone if kurt would be open to dating him again. i love him.
1. cheating on kurt with eli c....
yes really... the desire to externalize his pain at least a little... when blaine is not texting this guy he sees visions of dalton kurt looking at him sadly... the immediate regret that causes him to grovel at kurt's feet for the entirety of the rest of the season... the public humiliation he inflicts on kurt and himself both by singing a depressed acoustic version of teenage dream to an entirely unsuspecting crowd... i'm really tempted to count eli/blaine as a ship i like just because it gave us so much.
#no mention of its not right but its okay?#quintessential moment of blaine submitting to the glee cult of kurt humiliation?
i think it's my kurtsie side speaking because it bothers me he gets off the hook for that, specifically by the glee club. they were ready to continue hating kurt's ass after an almost season long ceasefire. just because of his weird boyfriend. so sick and twisted... still funny as fuck though, i guess it just sort of dampens my enjoyment kurt was not allowed to kill him after that. or at the very least step on his dick (a mutually beneficial outcome). like i either need to see him atoning for his kurt sins, preferably by his very own hands, or just be so blinded by love he doesn't really realize the weight of his actions. this + comparing kurt to karofsky in biota is simply too self indulgently cruel for me...
however if i were to pick a dws scene that lowkey should have made it to the list it'd be their couple's therapy with emma for the line "And I'm pissed off that I have to learn, for the next year, what being alone is gonna be like." and the speech it goes with because HUH? he was already breadcrumbing that nyada enrollment.
POV: You're a tired cashier at a Henrietta convenience store at 2 am and you've been quizzed for an hour on Welsh Kings by a boy who looks like a Disney Princess, talks like a Victorian painting come to life and smells like mint while his gay Irish farmer-drag racer friend makes out with his psychic lawyer boyfriend and a raven just shit on your head.
if you guys dont know anything about canadian politics, i dont think you realize how insane this liberal victory is.
just months ago, the conservatives had an almost guaranteed win. Trudeau was insanely unpopular even among his own party, the progressive vote was split between them and the NDP, and the conservatives had gained so much more ground with the up-and-comer poilievre who came in with a canadian trump campaign strategy. We were resigned to losing, canadian minorities were making backup plans for their livelihoods in the likely event that we would be targeted by poilievre and his goons. His victory seemed like a sad inevitability that we could only stand up for so long against
And then trump was elected. and then canadians woke the fuck up from their conservative pipe dreams as we were hit with tariffs and annexation threats. and then trudeau resigned, leaving his bad blood behind. and then the NDP nuked themselves by publicly betraying the minorities they claimed to serve with their "we dont care who you vote for as long as they arent liberal" strategy, ending the split progressive vote as they were left behind. and then Mark Carney, the best possible liberal leader for this moment in time to win as many people over as possible, was elected liberal leader. Not all of these things are good, many are terrible, many are complicated, but politics is incredibly complicated, and it's the system we work on, so it's the hand we have to play.
And it was close tonight. It was uncomfortably, nauseatingly close, even with all these factors at play, even with ridings in the prariries of all regions going red, because that's how guaranteed a conservative win seemed not too long ago.
But they didn't win. We won.
I want us all to take this moment in time and think back on it when it all seems hopeless and like it'll never be right again. An anti-doomerism moment if you will. Because he was going to win, that wasn't a question, he WAS going to win. And then he didn't.
Just an additional note to this very excellent post, but not only did he not win - he lost the personal seat he’s been holding since 2004. The situation tanked so badly for the Conservatives that the unthinkable happened.
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