George Bish

[georgebish]

im the guy in the dawn dish soap ads that keeps dumping oil on baby ducklings

[georgebish]

Come find me in the grocers Novelties section

[georgebish]

I found my true love at a huntington bank atm

[georgebish]

I made a yucky meal and NOONE wants it.

[elksewer]

[georgebish]

I called onion down and used its full name.

[georgebish]

Will you help me find my 10 bish balls?

[georgebish]

Refill your popcorn, you'll love this next new sentence.

[georgebish]

I'm the world's only hairless troglodyte AMA

[georgebish]

I have filled in the island with miserable concrete

[georgebish]

Lame doctor said my awesome green swagger was "worryingly bulbous" and "had to be operated on immediately"

[georgebish]

No mama, I will not read "Stinky Steven" on my Kindle fire

[georgebish]

I had my butt hole stethoscoped

[georgebish]

My wretched grandson has committed something called a "Stanky Leg" and is facing up to 5 years in prison

[georgebish]

got my finger stuck in a potted plant

[georgebish]

They always talk about bush but when will they bish?

[georgebish]

My George Bushy is lowkey mushy-wushy