baby you’re a rich man

kat <3 physical media lover 🇨🇦

[rpfofficial]

my version

[ihatesnapchat]

listening to a song you've already heard 100000 times but this time you notice backing vocals you never heard before

[twinktorturer]

pornhub.com/ frail men fainting

pornhub.com/frail 18th century men passing out from blood loss after the doctor bleeds them

google

google . fragile 18th century men coughing delicately and fanting

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[ozempicofficial]

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[tomatotext]

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[lightoftheseraph]

Having ADHD is like....I have to...work up the energy to watch...a new television show 😩

[georgegirltm]

sue me! lock me up officer! I want plans. I want an itinerary. BE SPONTANEOUS HAVE A SENSE OF ADVENTURE. nO how about YOU be courteous to other people’s time

[georgegirltm]

replying “have a little whismy” to me asking if I should bring a snack is fucking crazy

[georgegirltm]

“go with the flow”

[georgegirltm]

“loosen up a little”

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[brunelune]

rip lord john grey, you would love to watch maurice

[freakyolivelady]

computa make my mutuals have a great day

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[thedissenters]

The Quarrymen at the Woolton Parish Church Garden Fete in Liverpool, England | 6 July 1957 © Geoff Rhind (I) (II)

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[darkpagesworld]