you bleed, we crawl, like animals

[georgiamanning]

“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!” // “BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.” // “C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” // “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”

“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!”

“But it’s an actual pier! Mace, I think I’ve never seen one of those before. In real life I mean. It’s beautiful! Look at the view up here.”

“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.”

“Is that the really the best excuse for wanting to hold my hand that you’ve got?”

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!”

“I regret ever telling you where I’m ticklish, you know that?”

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?”

“Yeah. And make it hurt. That douchebag deserves it.”

[georgiamanning]

"Can we pretend I didn't say that?" // "Can you stop talking about him?" // "I can't do this anymore."

"Can we pretend I didn't say that?"

“We could, but I could also never let you forget it and bring it up at the worst times possible. Sounds way more fun.”

"Can you stop talking about him?"

“Gee, sorry, Mace. I thought you liked me telling you how much I hate him and his stupid jerk-face.”

"I can't do this anymore."

“Yeah, well , me neither.”

[georgiamanning]

Unrequited Love & Heartbreak

"Are you really that fucking blind?"

"I'm the one's that's always been there for you, not him/her!"

"I'm in love with you."

"I think I love you."

"I never loved you."

"Can we pretend you didn't say that?"

"Can we pretend I didn't say that?"

"I don't feel the same way."

"I think we should just be friends."

"It's so obvious that you like him/her."

"Can you stop talking about him/her?"

"You know I like/love you, and I'm trying to forget that, but you make it pretty difficult to do that by talking about him/her every time we speak."

"Every time I try to move on, you're right there."

"Stop leading me on."

"You're playing with me."

"I never thought we'd have a last kiss."

"I'm tired of being your doormat."

"Take a chance on me."

"Can I kiss you?"

"I'm tired of being your second choice."

"I'm not even your second choice, I'm not even in the top ten to you!"

"I can't keep pretending that I don't care."

"I was in love with you and you took advantage of it."

"I kinda wanna be more than friends."

"Have you ever stopped to think I have feelings, too?"

"It's pretty shitty how you think you're entitled to have a relationship with me because we're friends."

"Just let me go."

"I regret every time I've said I love you."

"All I've ever learned from love is that someone is always gets fucked someone over."

"Have you ever been in love?"

"I don't believe in love."

"I don't wanna get hurt."

"I'm not gonna hurt you."

"I can't do this anymore."

"You broke my heart."

"Please don't leave me."

"It's over."

"I can't erase you."

[dragonroleplaystarters]

Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” 

“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!” 

“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” 

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” 

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” 

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” 

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” 

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!” 

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.” 

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-” 

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” 

“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.” 

“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!” 

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.” 

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” 

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.” 

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!” 

[georgiamanning]

“I said it needed to be believable!” // “Wait, you were having second thoughts? About all of this?” // “You were busy, and I needed nachos!” // “No, I put that poison sticker on there. What? I didn’t want anyone drinking my booze!”

“I said it needed to be believable!”

“Is that your way of saying I don’t look like a Russian model who could fool those animal testing guys into closing their clinic thing? Bceuase I totally do.”

“Wait, you were having second thoughts? About all of this?”

“Yeah, for a while in 8th grade I thought you hated me and just wanted to trick me. Lucky for us, that turned out to be wrong. I hope.”

“You were busy, and I needed nachos!”

“So you broke into my house? Did you forget where the spare key is? God, my mom’s gonna kill me when she sees the broken window.”

“No, I put that poison sticker on there. What? I didn’t want anyone drinking my booze!”

“Your booze? You mean the booze Blake bought for us. With my money. God Mace, I thought I was gonna die for like, 10 minutes!”

[georgiamanning]

“Come on, you’re better than that!” // “I swear, this time it won’t end in anyone going to jail.” // “I might have gotten drunk and dropped my phone in a deep fryer.” // ”Pretty sure I’m going to Hell for that.” // “I’m not crying, I just got some emotions in my eye.”

“Come on, you’re better than that!”

“Everyone deserves a second chance, Mace. Even Blake.”

“I swear, this time it won’t end in anyone going to jail.”

“Funny, you said the exact same thing last time, and we both know how that ended. No more protests for me.”

“I might have gotten drunk and dropped my phone in a deep fryer.”

“..Why was the deep fryer on?”

”Pretty sure I’m going to Hell for that.”

“Yeah, well, you won’t be alone there. I might have hit on John #4 tonight to finally get rid of him. It worked.”

“I’m not crying, I just got some emotions in my eye.”

“Jesus Christ Mace, the bird is singing because he’s happy, not dead. I didn’t know I couldn’t even watch the happy Disney films with you.”

[jaifkncourtney]

Random Sentence Starters

“Come on, you’re better than that!”

“I swear, this time it won’t end in anyone going to jail.”

“I said it needed to be believable!”

“I might have tuned you out for the last hour, sorry.”

“Wait, you were having second thoughts? About all of this?”

“Faith is a luxury afforded to the naive.”

“So that rule about waiting thirty minutes before swimming WAS for a reason.”

“I showed up didn’t I?”

“Well this shitshow just got a lot more interesting.”

“You did not just use your one phone call to order a pizza!”

“Please tell me you have an extra set of keys!”

“You’ve seen this episode six times already! Find a new obsession.”

“How did you manage to turn the munchies into a three course meal?”

“What do you mean spending three days in my underwear watching Netflix doesn’t count as a vacation?”

“You were busy, and I needed nachos!”

“I won’t apologize for following my stomach!”

“I might have gotten drunk and dropped my phone in a deep fryer.”

“But what happens if I push this button?”

“Yeah I get it! Pushing the button was a bad idea!”

”Pretty sure I’m going to Hell for that.”

“I spent the weekend on Google Earth pretending to be a world traveler, so I’d say it was productive!”

“You gotta do it again, I had the lens cap on.”

“I’m not crying, I just got some emotions in my eye.”

“You’re not that good of an actor.”

“My arm doesn’t bend that way!”

“Your message said you ‘had the pox’. I wasn’t sure if you meant chicken or small.”

“Don’t be silly! I totally brought you a donut too… but, then I ate it.”

“No, I put that poison sticker on there. What? I didn’t want anyone drinking my booze!”

“He had that flashing neon sign above his head that said ‘tragic backstory’. I was curious!”

“You say ‘a waste of bail money’, I say ‘a great story for future generations!’”

“You crashed a wedding and asked the bride if she was on her period because she ‘looked a little bloated.’”

[georgiamanning]

"There’s nothing you can do about it now." // "You need to put yourself first." // "Why are you so calm about this?" // "I don’t know what I’d do without you."

"There’s nothing you can do about it now."

“There must be something I can do. I really don’t want to see all your work go to waste. You spent a week on those damn posters.”

"You need to put yourself first."

“I have no idea how to do that.”

"Why are you so calm about this?"

“Because freaking out won’t help us! It’s just a cop. A little flirting, batting our eyelashes, and we’ll be fine. I think.”

"I don’t know what I’d do without you."

“Well, you’ll never have to find out.”

[georgiamanning]

SEND ONE OF THE FOLLOWING FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

"I don’t think I ever loved you."

"You never loved me."

"You’re not being fair."

"This is the right thing to do, and you know it."

"There’s nothing you can do about it now."

"I just wanted to be your first pick…"

"Did I ever matter?"

"You weren’t meant to get involved."

"Get a grip of yourself."

"I can’t stand to look at you."

"Get out of my sight."

"How dare you talk to me like that!?"

"You make me sick."

"You need to put yourself first."

"I won’t let you give up."

"Why won’t you believe me?"

"Please, just trust me, just this once."

"Woah, when did you get that?"

"Who did this to you?"

"How many time have I told you to be more careful?"

"You’re saying this was an accident?"

"What a shiner!"

"If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy."

"I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!"

"Does it hurt when I touch it?"

"Let me kiss it better."

"If you don’t rest, you won’t heal."

"Another fight?"

"What happened to your face?"

"I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…"

"Let’s get you to bed."

"Let’s get you to the hospital."

"Why are you so calm about this?"

"You’re bleeding!"

"What are friends for, ey?"

"So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?"

"You need to look where you’re going."

"I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious."

"Do you want to tell me what really happened?"

"Don’t move! You’ll faint!"

"I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec."

"You’re the clumsiest person I know."

"I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this."

"How could you be so careless?"

"I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!"

"H-how many of them were there?"

"I cheated on you."

"I saw you! I saw you with her/him!"

"How could you do this to me?"

"I thought we were okay…"

"We could have had it all…"

"You ruined me."

"You fucked my sister/brother? Well it’s only fair I guess… I mean I did fuck your mum/dad while we were together, so we’re even now."

"I don’t love you any more."

"You never loved me."

"I gave you the best years of my life."

"I only loved you to get into the will…"

"I don’t know what to do any more."

"I can’t keep letting you hurt me."

"I can’t keep hurting you."

"It’s not your baby…"

"Well guess what? I faked every orgasm!"

"I know it’s not my baby."

"I trusted me."

"I still love you."

"I… I’m just disappointed in you."

"I was always second place- I never really mattered did I?"

"Did I even mean anything to you?"

"I just want to know that what we had was real, even if it was so short."

"You can’t just leave me like this…"

"I’m leaving for good."

"I’m never coming back."

"I don’t want to see you ever again."

"I’m really glad I met you."

"I’m so proud of you!"

"I just want to make you proud."

"Never a dull day with you!"

"I just want to make you happy, always."

"You make me so happy."

"I don’t know what I’d do without you."

"Thank you so much for being there for me."

"Thank you for caring so much."

"Thank you for giving up so much of your time."

"Thank you."

"You’ve given me a new lease of life."

"I count my blessings every day I’m with you."

"You’re so special to me, you know that right?"

"Do you know how much you mean to me?"

"I can’t imagine life without you."

[georgiamanning]

“Don’t move, I just got comfy.” // “Another one?” // “Just for today. Please.” // “Don’t you dare close your eyes.”

“Don’t move, I just got comfy.”

“But I have to get the popcorn from the microwave! It’s not movie night without popcorn.”

“Another one?”

“Yeah, apparently she has a thing for Johns. At least this one has a cute puppy I can play with every time he comes over.”

“Just for today. Please.”

“Okay, fine. I’ll stop talking about him, I promise. But you pay dinner tonight, deal?”

“Don’t you dare close your eyes.”

“It’s a horror movie, Mace! Do you really want me to have nightmares on our sleepover?”

[nikolailxntsov-blog]

SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING

“You. Me. Cuddle. Now.”

“Don’t move, I just got comfy.”

“I’m scared, hold me!”

“I bit my lip. Will you kiss it better?”

“Tickle war has been declared!”

“Bunny pyjamas, really?”

“I’ve never seen so many kittens in one place.”

“Come on, just one bite.”

“How do you accidentally buy sixty birthday cakes?”

“I never imagined you were so… ticklish.”

“You’re so huggable.”

“You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them.”

“Have you fallen asleep on me?”

“Am I dead?”

“Another one?”

“And what if I don’t?”

“Are you afraid of God?”

“Are you crazy?”

“Are you lost?”

“Are you really that shallow?”

“Are you sure it’s okay?”

“Are you sure there were no…

“How do you really feel about me?”

“Can’t you pretend to love me this once?”

“Would you care if I was gone?”

“Don’t you know the hell I go through to keep you safe?”

“I can’t take this any longer. Help me.”

“Deep down, you’re scared. Aren’t you?”

“You’ll stay alone if you push others away.”

“How many lives have you taken with your own hands?”

“Just for today. Please.”

“You’re the only one who’s never called me that…”

“We can make it work! Let’s run away together, you and me!”

“I… have loved you this whole time.”

“Treat me as you see fit. I’ll still protect you. It’s my role after all.”

“Maybe it’s too much for me to expect kindness.”

“You give me meaning, even if you take it away.”

“Please… hold me. Don’t say anything, just… hold me.”

“Woah, when did you get that?”

“Who did this to you?”

“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”

“You’re saying this was an accident?”

“What a shiner!”

“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”

“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”

“Does it hurt when I touch it?”

“Let me kiss it better.”

“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”

“Another fight?”

“What happened to your face?”

“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”

“Let’s get you to bed.”

“Let’s get you to the hospital.”

“Why are you so calm about this?”

“You’re bleeding!”

“What are friends for, ey?”

“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”

“You need to look where you’re going.”

“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”

“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”

“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”

“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”

“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”

“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”

“How could you be so careless?”

“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”

“H-how many of them were there?”

“Do you want to build a snowman?”

“The past is in the past.”

“I’m where I’m meant to be.”

“I know you!”

“A dream is a wish your heart makes.”

“People down here think I’m crazy, but I don’t care.”

“For once, it might be grand to have someone understand.”

“Just look at the world around you!”

“Someday my prince will come.”

“If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?”

“If you cut it down, then you’ll never know.”

“But you’ll never know me.”

“Don’t you dare close your eyes.”

[georgiamanning]

“Thank you. I had a wonderful night.” // “What are you doing here?” // “Even after all these years, I still….”

“Thank you. I had a wonderful night.”

“I’m pretty sure I’m not the host of some fancy party you just attended, so don’t talk to me like I am. But.. me too.”

“What are you doing here?”

“I was wondering if I could stay over. Something happened, and, um, I kinda need someone I trust around me right now.”

“Even after all these years, I still….”

“I know. Me too.”

[georgiamanning]

[text]: Stop texting me Taylor Swift lyrics // “Did you seriously just say that?“ // “What were you thinking?!" // "We can lay like this forever.”

[text]: Stop texting me Taylor Swift lyrics

[text] let me remind you this was what you wanted

“Did you seriously just say that?“

“What? It’s true. Jacob was ten times hotter than Edward.”

“What were you thinking?!"

“I was thinking that car is pink and I want it. Relax. I’ll give it back tomorrow. Promise.”

"We can lay like this forever.”

“I like that idea. I’d like it better if we were naked, but that’s beside the point.”

[obiwaned-blog]

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION; SENTENCE + TEXT EDITION

[text]: Are you just gonna keep ignoring me because this is getting awkward [text]: Come over. We can watch bad movies and cuddle. [text]: Drowning in vodka. Send help. [text]: I miss you. [text]: I’m drunk and you’re beautiful [text]: I’m hungry and horny. You should fix both of those issues. [text]: Fuck you I was trying to be romantic [text]: Stop lying to me.  [text]: Stop texting me Taylor Swift lyrics [text]: You scare me. Kinda in the hot way, kinda in the ‘i’m gonna go hide’ way. [text]: You’re breaking up with me over a text message? Really?

“Are you okay?” “…And your point is?” “Baking is more important than homework.” “Binge watching Criminal Minds seemed like a good idea at the time.” “But CSI is on!” “Call me.” “Can you not?” “Can’t sleep?“  “Cats are better than 99% of humans.” “Come on, lets get out of here.” “Come home. Please.” “Did you seriously just say that?“  “Don’t come anywhere near me.” “Exactly how did you get a llama into the house?"  "Excuse me?"  "Fight? That was not a fight. That was you being wrong.” “Forget it. It’s nothing.” “Get over yourself.” “Get out.” “How drunk are you?” “I believe we’ll be okay.” “I could use a crazy night.” “I can’t stand you.” “I’m dating an idiot.” “I’m never letting this go."  "I’m not sorry for being in love with you.” “I said that I’m pregnant."  "I swear to drunk I’m not God. …Wait.” “Leave me alone, will you?” “Nothing else matters. Just you."  "Please don’t go.” “Run away with me.” “Should I even ask? I’m not gonna ask."  "Since when did you cook?"  "Something is terribly, terribly wrong with you."  "Some people fall apart.” “On a scale of one to ten, how pissed off are you?"  "There you go, pulling me right back in."  "This is over. We’re done.” “You never called me.” “You sound like Taylor Swift lyrics."  "You’re the best that’s ever happened to me.” “What were you thinking?!"  "We can lay like this forever.”

[lannasroleplaymemes]

3 Act Relationship Sentence Starters

Act I “I…I really like you. A lot.” “Thank you. I had a wonderful night.” “I can’t stop thinking about him/her!” “This isn’t good. I shouldn’t be getting so attached…” “I don’t even know if this is love, but…I really like it.” “No one’s ever made me feel this way before.” “I don’t want to leave. I really don’t.” “I’ll write you, I promise!” “I always knew things wouldn’t work out between us, but…I still hoped.” Act II “All I wanted was to see him/her again.” “I was away for longer than I wanted to be. Sorry.” “I didn’t know what I expected, but…it certainly wasn’t that.” “I knew you’d move on. I knew it, and yet it still hurts–!” “I’m sorry, but I can’t see you with her/him. I just can’t.” “I saw how you looked at her/him. Don’t lie to me.” “So you never had feelings for me at all, is that it?” “Please, let’s just start over. I want to be with you.” “I want this to work out. Couldn’t you give me a chance?” “Fine, I understand. Then I guess…I’ll be going.” “I can’t stay. It’ll only hurt more.” “We can still be friends. We just…need distance between us. That’s all.” “I was a fool to think s/he would wait for me. It’s been too long.” “I thought I could belong here with you. Turns out I can’t.” “It hurts…but I’ll get over it. I always do.” “This time, I will write those letters. I won’t just disappear.” “I will become stronger from this.” Act III “What are you doing here?” “Just when I was starting to really heal…you showed up.” “I’ve left you twice. I don’t understand why you’ve sought me out.” “You never wanted me. I’ve accepted that.” “S/he must have rejected you, otherwise you wouldn’t be with me.” “All my life, I’ve been passed over for someone better. Not anymore.“ "I appreciate your apology, but what’s done is done.” “You don’t deserve me. Not romantically, at least.” “I’m going to make him/her see what s/he missed out on!” “I won’t pine for him/her anymore. I won’t!” “Even after all these years, I still….” “I’m pathetic. I can’t believe this.” “S/he needs to leave, or all this healing I’ve done will be ruined.” “Don’t look at me. Don’t touch me. If you do, I’ll…” “Why are you still here?!” “You made your feelings for me clear long ago.” “I told you how I felt, and you rejected me. That’s the end.” “I am not your back-up plan!” “…S/he needs you, right? Go, then.” “Leave. I know you want to.” “But if you leave…I never want to see you again.”

[georgiamanning]

“I think the house is spinning.” // “This is fucked.” // “Am I feeling what I think I’m feeling?” // “How could I ever forget?”

“I think the house is spinning.”

“Yeah, that’s sort of the effect that stuff has. You’re lucky you’re with me and not at that gross party anymore.”

“This is fucked.”

"Life’s fucked, Mace. I got used to it. Blake can’t hurt me anymore.”

“Am I feeling what I think I’m feeling?”

“What is it? Fun? Because then I can say I told you so.”

“How could I ever forget?”

“You should, you know. It’d be easier for you.”

[sppppppppppp-deactivated2015100]

Next To Normal Ask Meme: Send Me One To See How My Muse Will React

[harbingerlydia-archive]

“It’s 4 in the morning, is everything ok?” “Some days I think I’m dying, but I’m really only trying to get through.” “I think the house is spinning.” “So, we’ll try again and eventually we’ll get it right.” “Not a very exact science, is it?” “I’m trying to tell you I love you.” “I can be perfect for you.” “I miss the pain.” “Nothing’s real.” “I didn’t know you had a brother.” “He’s been dead 16 years.” “This is fucked.” “I know you’re hurting. I am, too.” “Can you tell me what it is you’re afraid of?” “Can I touch you?” “Are you wanting all that she can’t give?” “I am the one who won’t walk away.” “I wish I could fly, I’d fly far away from here.” “I love you as much as I can.” “I’m your worst fear, you’ll find it in me.” “I need you to need me.” “It’s not going to get better, is it?” “Are you nervous?” “What’s your story?” “Did you see my parents out there?” “How could she leave me on my own?” “Why didn’t you take me with you?” “You’re kidding, right? That’s bullshit.” “What makes you think I’d lose my mind for you?” “Tell me why I wait through the night.” “I can’t get through this alone.” “Am I feeling what I think I’m feeling?” “I’m good as gone.” “You don’t remember any of this?” “I thought you might call.” “Don’t say that we’re over.” “I couldn’t give a flying fuck what’s normal.” “Your life has kind of sucked, I think.” “Won’t anything be better than before?” “Your son is gone forever though.” “There’s something missing.” “Let me know you again.” “Why do I get denied?” “Where’d you get that?” “How could I ever forget?” Why would you want to remember the things that hurt you?” “Please, tell me his name.” “Why stay?” “Something next to normal would be okay.” “You look like a star.” “Can you leave it behind?” “I might end up crazy.” “So anyway I’m leaving.” “It’s time for me to go.” “I am the one who saved you.” “I know you know who I am.” “We need some light.” “It’s the price we pay to feel.”