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[strawberryspoons]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

[c0ffeekitten]

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

[miakodapowerofthemoon-deactivat]

[nojillnolife]

[jockinthegym]

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever voted a Republican out of office?

[artbyjuju]

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

[valtsv]

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ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY

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[alternativeemilk]

[rihanna-infinity]

[fourthell]

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

[okay]

DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA SCREAM SO LOUD WHEN YOU TRY TO THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE

[bellucci-bella]

Monica Bellucci in Astérix et Obélix : Mission Cléopâtre (2002)

[endlessxnirvana-deactivated2015]

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha im so sad

[speedingby]

[lanadelreyish]

[whtsurproblem-deactivated202301]

wht

[gerbs-n]

me: *plays a movie*

also me: *looks at my phone the entire time*

movie: *credits rolling*

me: what...when??...oh

[2guys1cup]

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