La Vida Es Un Sueño.

Hi there I'm a voluntary worker in Bolivia.

[german-in-bolivia]

la vida es un sueño // bolivia 2017/18

[german-in-bolivia]

English Class

Teacher (asks me how to pronounce tooth): Tut?

Me: Tooth.

Teacher: Ah ja tut.

Me (in my mind): We'll call tooth tut then.

[german-in-bolivia]

Engish Class

Teacher: What do you do this weekend?

Me: I'll work.

Teacher: Ah voluntary work?

Me (in my mind): Guess you can call my voluntary year of work voluntary.

[german-in-bolivia]

Hallway

Teacher: This Kiwi is delicious. You need to try this. *starts handing me the Kiwi* No you can't. *laughs hysterically*

Me (in my mind): Yeah laugh your ass off bitch. My allergy and your joke are soooooooo funny.

[german-in-bolivia]

Principles office

Teacher (shows me the news about Hurricane Maria and Puerto Rico): Is that near your home?

Me: No, that's near Puerto Rico.

Teacher: Yes, is that near your home?

Me (in my mind): Puerto Rico is in Central America. I'm from Germany. You liVE IN SOUTH AMERICA?!

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English-Class

Teacher (to me): Do you know sheep?

Me (in my mind): No Germany is a place where all is unknown. WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I LIVE?! THE MOON?

Me (confused): no