Angelo the Medic

Hallo zhere~ Names Angelo. I'm zhe Medic, and fellow bird demon~. I prefer zhe form of a dove zhough. But I'll take other forms~

[germandoctorangelo987]

Hallo zhere fraulins~

Also a dove demon, but I never added zhat~

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[red-lubin]

Here..last ask. Go, be free. Commit a crime.

@germandoctorangelo987

YES! YES!! I CAN APEAK AGAIN!! ZANKS MEIN FREUND!!

IM GUTTING ZAT ANONYMOUS ASK THAT PUT ME IN THIS HELL

[germandoctorangelo987]

Save the meat and bones for me..... I met a Scout who wants 1 billion human meat schnitzel.... And he won't take No for an answer

[red-lubin]

Okay??

[germandoctorangelo987]

He also called me a chicken. I'm a fucking vulture. 🥲

[red-lubin]

Here..last ask. Go, be free. Commit a crime.

@germandoctorangelo987

YES! YES!! I CAN APEAK AGAIN!! ZANKS MEIN FREUND!!

IM GUTTING ZAT ANONYMOUS ASK THAT PUT ME IN THIS HELL

[germandoctorangelo987]

Save the meat and bones for me..... I met a Scout who wants 1 billion human meat schnitzel.... And he won't take No for an answer

[s3izures-studio]

Got... tf2 OCs now... the brainrot is real... anyways. Time to be cringe and free! Also @medicmaining drew that spy.

Daniel "Dan" Fitzgerald [Scout]:

NOT THERE FOR BATTLE, job is only to distribute medkits and ammo packs around the map during matches. He is supposed to not be noticed.

Feral

Had adoptive parents. Biological parents are alive.

Wears whatever team's clothes happen to be there in order to blend in, because he can't go invisible like a certain someone.

"Sunset" [Sniper]:

Cannot maintain eye-contact, selective mute.

Usually nests in places with lots of light so people cannot stare/look at him properly.

Kicked out of the house and is just here for money.

Gets cold easily.

[s3izures-studio]

They get refsss... in preparation for artfight and as a result of my brainrotting

[germandoctorangelo987]

Eh, it's a lot. Like a Lot.

He says breading the meat

[supply-runner]

"Okay but s' still a number! Infinity would be impossible but if ya tried hard enough a billion would work!" Dan whines, though didn't seem to actually want a billion treats that badly.

He leans against the counter, wiggling a leg. "Hmm. Ey, what's your name again? Engel? Why are ya part chicken?"

DAN. NOT EVERY BIRD IS A CHICKEN. WE LEARNT THIS LAST TIME.

[germandoctorangelo987]

My name is Angelo, and I'm a Bearded Vulture, actually. .... And the reason I'm like this is because of poor life decisions.

And like I said, I don't have enough meat for a billion schnitzel

[avian-malpractice]

Angelo knocks on the lab door before entering

.....Is the DNA ready.....?- are you alright?

@germandoctorangelo987

"Me? Why vould anyzhing be wrong?"

[Dorian put a filled syringe down on the counter]

[germandoctorangelo987]

....There's a massive blood stain on the wall right there-

[avian-malpractice]

[Dorian seemed to stiffen and made no comment. His pupils seemed terrifyingly small. He was nervous but about what.?]

[germandoctorangelo987]

....Ooookaaaaay.

[avian-malpractice]

Angelo knocks on the lab door before entering

.....Is the DNA ready.....?- are you alright?

@germandoctorangelo987

"Me? Why vould anyzhing be wrong?"

[Dorian put a filled syringe down on the counter]

[germandoctorangelo987]

....There's a massive blood stain on the wall right there-

[germandoctorangelo987]

Im my defense I didn't think you'd ask for a billion.

He says taking a bite of the bone.

Anyway, can you hand me the eggs?

[supply-runner]

"Ya shoulda specified a range! If ya give me tha chance I'm gonna want one billion freakin' meats!" Dan hands over the eggs, "Why wouldn't anybody want that??"

[germandoctorangelo987]

Eh, it's a lot. Like a Lot.

He says breading the meat

[germandoctorangelo987]

....How about six? I don't have enough meat for that many, I'm afraid. 🥲

[supply-runner]

"Then why didja even aask... sureeee." Dan sticks his tounge out.

[germandoctorangelo987]

Im my defense I didn't think you'd ask for a billion.

He says taking a bite of the bone.

Anyway, can you hand me the eggs?

[germandoctorangelo987]

Angelo disappears into his lab for a moment the returns with a human arm and starts butchering it, saving the bone (he's a bearded vulture. He eats bones)

How many do you want?

[supply-runner]

"ONE BILLION!" Dan, that's unreasonable.

[germandoctorangelo987]

....How about six? I don't have enough meat for that many, I'm afraid. 🥲

[germandoctorangelo987]

Of you want I can make you some Bratwurst.... it's a German sausage. Or schnitzel. It's basically just a flat, breaded meat. Can be any meat. Even human if you want!

[supply-runner]

"OOOHHH those sound good... yes please!! I'll take whatever ya got! Ain't picky today!" Dan squeaks, closing the fridge door.

If he had a tail it'd probably be wagging right now.

[germandoctorangelo987]

Angelo disappears into his lab for a moment the returns with a human arm and starts butchering it, saving the bone (he's a bearded vulture. He eats bones)

How many do you want?

[germandoctorangelo987]

Angelo watches him for a moment, then steps out into the light

....Is something wrong?

[supply-runner]

Dan perks up and looks over, squinting. Who was... hm... OH! He lights up upon recognizing the other.

"THE OTHER BIRD MEDIC!! Hi!" He flashed a toothy grin. "Yes, something is very very wrong! Look!" Dan scrambles off of the couch and skitters to the fridge, opening the door.

"There's only LEAVES in there! They're feedin' rabbits!!" He complains, huffing. As if he had any say in the matter when he doesn't live here.

[germandoctorangelo987]

Of you want I can make you some Bratwurst.... it's a German sausage. Or schnitzel. It's basically just a flat, breaded meat. Can be any meat. Even human if you want!

[supply-runner]

STARTER CALL - @germandoctorangelo987

Hungry...

Dan sighs, clicking his tounge as he glances into the fridge again. Sure, it wasn't his fridge, but it's not like anybody should be on base right now.

Inside, all he saw were... vegetables.

"Uuughhhh."

Dan shuts it again. He's in no mood to be chewing on a leaf. Why don't they have anything like... oh, something like ham? Sausages? Hm?

Grumbling, the supply runner shuffles towards the lounge couch and drops himself in it, wiping the bit of blood running down his nose- as it sometimes did unprompted.

"This stinks!"

[germandoctorangelo987]

Angelo watches him for a moment, then steps out into the light

....Is something wrong?

[s3izures-studio]

Some more detailed, fun icons for ArtFight prep :3

I used myself as reference for the third one (Rover)

[s3izures-studio]

Fun lil doodles for the RP blogs :3

[roastedbasss]

Im almost 8 hours into this (burly beast :33) drawing and I still have so much more rendering to do… Anyway at one point when sketching I thought he looked a lot like Fritz and I think medic nation can appreciate this so here you go