🇩🇪Germany🇩🇪

Guten tag freunde, feel free to ask me anything, but don't make it weird. A B B 🐕🐾🩷✨️ 28/5/26 🩷🇬🇧

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Hello, I am new to this app. Here is my introduction.

Human name: Ludwig Beilschmidt.

Physical age: 20 years old.

Likes: Dogs, Baking, Arthur / England.

Dislikes: Mess, Francis / France.

Information about this roleplay blog

The ship I will roleplay is Germany x England / Gereng

It will probably be rare if I go out of context, but if I do, it will be marked.

Ask me anything, as long as it isn't weird.

RULES OF MY BLOG

I reserve the right to refuse to answer a question if it is weird or inappropriate.

The owner of this account is a minor, so NO NSFW interactions are allowed.

Don't try to control my character.

I am very ill in real life, so please be patient with me. I am struggling with this and have been for years.

Don't try to force me to roleplay your favourite ship that involves Germany.

Any suggestions for my blog? Feel free to tell me! ✨️✨️

[flyingmintbunnyisrealiswear]

Me and Ludwig got into our first argument. Does anyone know how I can apologise to him?

[germanyhetaliaaph]

You didn't pay any attention to mein dogs. My dogs are my babies. You will apologise by buying them dog treats. The expensive ones too, not the cheap stuff.

[flyingmintbunnyisrealiswear]

Okay, I will. I will buy them tomorrow now.

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Okay, danke.

[flyingmintbunnyisrealiswear]

Me and Ludwig got into our first argument. Does anyone know how I can apologise to him?

[germanyhetaliaaph]

You didn't pay any attention to mein dogs. My dogs are my babies. You will apologise by buying them dog treats. The expensive ones too, not the cheap stuff.

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

i have come to annoy you

You're Canada, right?

You can't be nearly as annoying as America can be! Do your worst!

[mattieus-canada]

oh you sweet summer child... to begin, i shall now release a hoard of canadian geese upon your household. each and every cobra chicken is armed with a bomb of maple syrup so you will be suffering with an ant infestation

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

What did the awesome me do to deserve that!?

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Bruder, what have you not done?

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

What would you know? Don't just stand there, West! Help me clean up this un-awesome mess before we get ants!

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Alright, alright...

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

You get the right side of the house, I'll get the left!

[germanyhetaliaaph]

On it.

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

Mein Gott, it's everywhere! What do we do!?

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Suppose we had better buy better quality cleaning materials rather than your cheap stuff...

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

I was just trying to save money. I guess I got what I paid for. I'll go buy some awesome new materials right now!

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Ja, gut.

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

Okay! I bought the strongest stuff possible! And I got some tips on how to clean up syrup. Our house will be awesomely clean in not time!

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Danke, I am glad to hear.

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

i have come to annoy you

You're Canada, right?

You can't be nearly as annoying as America can be! Do your worst!

[mattieus-canada]

oh you sweet summer child... to begin, i shall now release a hoard of canadian geese upon your household. each and every cobra chicken is armed with a bomb of maple syrup so you will be suffering with an ant infestation

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

What did the awesome me do to deserve that!?

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Bruder, what have you not done?

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

What would you know? Don't just stand there, West! Help me clean up this un-awesome mess before we get ants!

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Alright, alright...

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

You get the right side of the house, I'll get the left!

[germanyhetaliaaph]

On it.

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

Mein Gott, it's everywhere! What do we do!?

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Suppose we had better buy better quality cleaning materials rather than your cheap stuff...

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

I was just trying to save money. I guess I got what I paid for. I'll go buy some awesome new materials right now!

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Ja, gut.

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Hi Germany, I have been learning German, and I am definitely very fluent. How do you feel about "du bist gut genug"? Is my German good? 😄

"You are good enough"?

I think that's nice.

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

i have come to annoy you

You're Canada, right?

You can't be nearly as annoying as America can be! Do your worst!

[mattieus-canada]

oh you sweet summer child... to begin, i shall now release a hoard of canadian geese upon your household. each and every cobra chicken is armed with a bomb of maple syrup so you will be suffering with an ant infestation

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

What did the awesome me do to deserve that!?

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Bruder, what have you not done?

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

What would you know? Don't just stand there, West! Help me clean up this un-awesome mess before we get ants!

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Alright, alright...

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

You get the right side of the house, I'll get the left!

[germanyhetaliaaph]

On it.

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

Mein Gott, it's everywhere! What do we do!?

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Suppose we had better buy better quality cleaning materials rather than your cheap stuff...

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

i have come to annoy you

You're Canada, right?

You can't be nearly as annoying as America can be! Do your worst!

[mattieus-canada]

oh you sweet summer child... to begin, i shall now release a hoard of canadian geese upon your household. each and every cobra chicken is armed with a bomb of maple syrup so you will be suffering with an ant infestation

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

What did the awesome me do to deserve that!?

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Bruder, what have you not done?

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

What would you know? Don't just stand there, West! Help me clean up this un-awesome mess before we get ants!

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Alright, alright...

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

You get the right side of the house, I'll get the left!

[germanyhetaliaaph]

On it.

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

i have come to annoy you

You're Canada, right?

You can't be nearly as annoying as America can be! Do your worst!

[mattieus-canada]

oh you sweet summer child... to begin, i shall now release a hoard of canadian geese upon your household. each and every cobra chicken is armed with a bomb of maple syrup so you will be suffering with an ant infestation

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

What did the awesome me do to deserve that!?

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Bruder, what have you not done?

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

What would you know? Don't just stand there, West! Help me clean up this un-awesome mess before we get ants!

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Alright, alright...

[germanyhetaliaaph]

hi germany, what is your favourite dog?

My favourite dog?

I like all dogs but my favourite dogs are mein own dogs Aster, Blackie and Berlitz.

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Arthur, meine liebe, I cherish the song you wrote for me.

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

i have come to annoy you

You're Canada, right?

You can't be nearly as annoying as America can be! Do your worst!

[mattieus-canada]

oh you sweet summer child... to begin, i shall now release a hoard of canadian geese upon your household. each and every cobra chicken is armed with a bomb of maple syrup so you will be suffering with an ant infestation

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

What did the awesome me do to deserve that!?

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Bruder, what have you not done?

[flyingmintbunnyisrealiswear]

What is "Skibidi toilet sigma boy ohio Italian Brainrot tung tung tung sahur rizz?"

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Arthur, what is this? Are you okay? Do I need to call a therapist?

You probably hit your head or something, though it is highly likely one of your sons showed you these... weird sayings. I'm coming over and checking you for a concussion now. You're not usually this... strange.

[flyingmintbunnyisrealiswear]

Ludwig, I'm fine. Though I suppose I wouldn't mind you coming over for a bit...

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Okay, I will bring my dogs. Ensure your rabbits aren't roaming around when I arrive. I'd hate for any of my dogs to hurt them.

[flyingmintbunnyisrealiswear]

What is "Skibidi toilet sigma boy ohio Italian Brainrot tung tung tung sahur rizz?"

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Arthur, what is this? Are you okay? Do I need to call a therapist?

You probably hit your head or something, though it is highly likely one of your sons showed you these... weird sayings. I'm coming over and checking you for a concussion now. You're not usually this... strange.

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Gilbert, stop teasing me about my relationship with Arthur at once.

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

Nein! You can do better! Besides his cooking is terrible. So not awesome.

[germanyhetaliaaph]

You are merely jealous that I found someone.

[germanyhetaliaaph]

Gilbert, stop teasing me about my relationship with Arthur at once.

[germanyhetaliaaph]

I accidentally shaved Arthur's eyebrows off.

[hetalia-alfred-jones]

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

[germanyhetaliaaph]