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Hello everyone! I am Gerald Broflovski! I live in an excellent town called South Park with my lovely friends and family. If you ever get sued, message me! I will get you out of nearly any situation for a partially large amount of cash!

[memecormick]

hi kyle’s dad

[gerry-broflovski]

Hello Stuart’s son.

[memecormick]

oh yeah that’s me

how are you

[gerry-broflovski]

My wife is ignoring me again and I think I'm getting gray hair but I feel great because at least I'm not fat like Peter Nelson. 

How about you.

[gerry-broflovski]

Peter Nelson?? But why??

[randyscoworker]

Because we work together and have our job as well as other things in common.

[gerry-broflovski]

Pfft. Well.  Have you been friends for, like, eighteen years? Nah, I don't think so.

[memecormick]

hi kyle’s dad

[gerry-broflovski]

Hello Stuart's son.

[caffeinatedghouls-deactivated20]

I’ll be your new best friend! How about it, Gerald?! You and me. Bros for life.

[gerry-broflovski]

Hmmm. I'll think about it.

[gerry-broflovski]

just hear those sleigh bells ringaling ting ting tingaling tooo

[caffeinatedghouls-deactivated20]

Ah you’re finally getting into the christmas spirit!

[gerry-broflovski]

Yeah!! It’s never too early to celebrate Christmas!! 

[rotgoth-archive-blog]

aren’t you jewish

[gerry-broflovski]

That's a minor detail.

[wookiemonster-deactivated201511]

clyde donovan does your father know about the porn on your blog

idk man

[gerry-broflovski]

wRONG ANSWER

[gerry-broflovski]

i think randy has new best friends because for the past like 4 weeks he hasn’t talked to me and that offends me 

[randyscoworker]

Move over gerald it me.

[gerry-broflovski]

Peter Nelson?? But why??

[gerry-broflovski]

i think randy has new best friends because for the past like 4 weeks he hasn't talked to me and that offends me 

[gerry-broflovski]

just hear those sleigh bells ringaling ting ting tingaling tooo

[caffeinatedghouls-deactivated20]

Ah you’re finally getting into the christmas spirit!

[gerry-broflovski]

Yeah!! It's never too early to celebrate Christmas!! 

[gerry-broflovski]

itsmrsfuckingtucker said: You don’t even celebrate Christmas, Gerry!

Just because I'm Jewish doesn't mean that I can't feel holly or jolly.

[gerry-broflovski]

just hear those sleigh bells ringaling ting ting tingaling tooo

[gerry-broflovski]

hello my gangstas, what is up on the hood? is everything funky fresh? foshizzle.

[dead-----blog]

Oh God dad no

[gerry-broflovski]

what is the matter, p-diddy? or should i say

k-diddy

[sincerely-kosher-deactivated201]

gerry-broflovski

Welp hi there dad how are you today Oh boy this’ll be fun 

[gerry-broflovski]

Hi!! Hello Kyle! I'm very good today; your mother is a little angry at me for not getting all of the right groceries, but overall I'm in an excellent mood. 

How about you, bruh? Are you still doing well in school? 

[sunminny-moved-deactivated20170]

God don’t lie to me

[gerry-broflovski]

i return from the grave

[gerry-broflovski]

hello my gangstas, what is up on the hood? is everything funky fresh? foshizzle.

[kingdomfarts-deactivated2017072]

Haha. gerry-broflovski can’t keep it up! I bet sheila-brovlofski would have more fun in bed with me ;)

[gerry-broflovski]

well if you sleep with my wife then i sleep with your husband oH WAIT  THATS RIGHT YOU'RE NOT MARRIED 

[gerry-broflovski]

I mean, you're useless enough even with a dong (you know, you've got the whole… erectile dysfunction thing going on).

wOAH WOAH WAIT A SECONDTHAT WAS A ONE-TIME MALFUNCTION OKAY 

[sheila-brovlofski-deactivated20]

YOU COULDNT EVEN KEEP KT UP LAST NIGHT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[gerry-broflovski]

I WASN'T IN THE MOOD I TOLD YOU THAT  I WANTED TO WATCH NCIS BUT NO YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND FORCE THAT STUFF ONTO ME 

I AM NOT JUST A DONG SHEILA, I AM A MAN