Archie the moff

[wirelessshiba]

Mina the pocket wife! 🐭🕯️

[default-cube]

reblog to put on a collar and leash and hand the handle to prev like the good girl you are

[ticklebait]

“horns as an erogenous zone is like a sword as an erogenous zone” 1. that’s a good thing and 2. the more erogenous zones the better

[ticklebait]

i posted this because i was imagining a demon girl cleaning her horns with a spinny brush in the shower and shooting ropes bc of the vibrations. this is important

[ticklebait]

and the bristles of the brush graze the skin at the base of her horns and it really fucking tickles okay

[ticklebait]

this is getting reblogs again but everyone is reblogging the most palatable version (original post without the additions) and reminding me how weak the “perverts” of this site truly are ….

[otherwindow]

Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.

Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.

Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.

Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.

Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.

Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.

[otherwindow]

#this makes me curiously sad #the idea of flowers covering the undead #that symbol of human love is what makes them docile

[bambitini]

me to zombies:

[otherwindow]

Thank you all for the responses!!!! I got a few more notes to share from folks asking me about this setting :D

It’s incredibly risky to attack zombies. The scent of the attacker’s aggressive intent coupled with spilled pungent rotten blood drives other zombies into a frenzy.

Zombies given funeral rites grow flowers within their bodies, eventually bursting from their chest and head area. These zombies are naturally gentle and their presence tames other zombies in the vicinity. Due to their helpfulness, it’s taboo to harm “blooming” undead:

Sweaty summers are the worst and everyone hopes they have enough dried flowers to last the winter. 

It’s a colourful apocalypse! An overabundance of flowers in the world leads to plenty of dyes and busy little honey bees!! Scented candles are a thriving export.

Survivors who help spread flowers, look after “blooming” undead, cull the hordes, and herd zombies away from safe areas are affectionately called Florists.

Regular weapons such as guns and knives are still used but everyone prefers perfumed water guns, spray bottles, and incense.

Zombies are so overwhelmed by the pleasant scent of rain that entire hordes cease movement until it’s gone.

[otherwindow]

PLEASE CHECK OUT THE FLORIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[otherwindow]

Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.

Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.

Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.

Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.

Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.

Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.

[otherwindow]

#this makes me curiously sad #the idea of flowers covering the undead #that symbol of human love is what makes them docile

[bambitini]

me to zombies:

[otherwindow]

Thank you all for the responses!!!! I got a few more notes to share from folks asking me about this setting :D

It’s incredibly risky to attack zombies. The scent of the attacker’s aggressive intent coupled with spilled pungent rotten blood drives other zombies into a frenzy.

Zombies given funeral rites grow flowers within their bodies, eventually bursting from their chest and head area. These zombies are naturally gentle and their presence tames other zombies in the vicinity. Due to their helpfulness, it’s taboo to harm “blooming” undead:

Sweaty summers are the worst and everyone hopes they have enough dried flowers to last the winter. 

It’s a colourful apocalypse! An overabundance of flowers in the world leads to plenty of dyes and busy little honey bees!! Scented candles are a thriving export.

Survivors who help spread flowers, look after “blooming” undead, cull the hordes, and herd zombies away from safe areas are affectionately called Florists.

Regular weapons such as guns and knives are still used but everyone prefers perfumed water guns, spray bottles, and incense.

Zombies are so overwhelmed by the pleasant scent of rain that entire hordes cease movement until it’s gone.

[otherwindow]

PLEASE CHECK OUT THE FLORIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ex-riddlecats]

does anybody else have a discord server thats only yourself and nobody else exclusively used to send images from your mobile phone to your tablet or computer

[gerunchick]

I feel called out

[saltyfinalboss]

if neow rapped i think she would say 'it's fun for me... to grab a ... Slayer.. plus my game.. has.. multi. Player..'

[gerunchick]

I love this so much

I need to post my friends map shitposts too..

[starschulz]

One of them fell asleep like this and i had to draw it

[gerunchick]

A scientist overseer wrote this

[a-rabid-snake]

Probably the most incomprehensible, but frequent phrase when learning the Russian language may be the phrase "да нет наверное"

If you take it apart, then literally it will be:

"да" - yes

"нет" - no

"наверное" - probably

"Yes no probably "

Yes, now it sounds like a person is just listing parts of speech unrelated to each other.

But in fact, this phrase means "not an unequivocal refusal," that is, a person cannot say for sure, so he uses "probably not."

Then what does "yes" have to do with it? It doesn't really have anything to do with it. In some words, "yes" works like a particle, if you remove it from the sentence, nothing will change.

It's just that "yes" works like the salt in the word and slightly enhances the effect of what is said. And also they are very convenient to use together.

For this reason, "да нет наверное" is just "probably not"

[whump-tr0pes]

With Tumblr starting to roll out age verification, it feels like a good time to bring this up.

I went to my app store and turned off automatic updates back when the staff tried to roll out their reblogs bullshit last month or whenever that was. The age verification is only in the UK and Brazil for now, but it'll probably spread.

Go to the app store and turn off automatic updates. Do it now. I will probably never update my app again. The people making these decisions can't be trusted and when the "age verification" database inevitably gets hacked, they will have some limp excuse and keep on doing it.

[tetrazeta-art]

moth

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moth

[squeaky-hawkmoth]

Updated my sona!!! A silly deathshead hawkmoth.... or at least, the version of it that isn't roboticized or non-anthro. I guess I have a few sonas to cover all my bases LOL.

[meatcubed]

the town of sandwich is gorgeous..

lucky to live here, builds by koi and saturn, me and pell

[marktankovic]

I'm so tired of people who say that falxes are strange and weird and that the normals swords would've been better SHUT THE FUCK UP❗❗❗ They're- They're unique and cool and(most likely) important to the lore!!! It's so much better than boring ass swords!!!

LOOK!! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT THEY'RE NOT SICK AS HELL??? I LOVE FALXES!!!! YOU JUST HAVE NO WHIMSY IN YOUR LIFE!!;;

[gerunchick]

People shit on falxes???? That's so bizarre.. and in what world would a generic straight sword be better than what we already have?? Bruh

[pineappical]

is this anything

[mothclock]

Trabala pallida