blog with an identity crisis and a really long url

episode summary: an aries and a virgo make a fandom sideblog together and it is all downhill from there

[seokjelly-deactivated20210714]

i’d just like to thank the aliens for beaming harry down

[slowjands]

[uglyseason]

Like I’m really not joking when I say waking up beside you I’m a loaded gun I can’t contain this anymore I’m all yours I got no control (no control) powerless and I don’t care it’s obvious I just can’t get enough of you the pedal’s down my eyes are closed no control

[afrolatine-remade-deactivated20]

IF THIS ROOM WAS BURNING I WOULDN’T EVEN NPTICE CUZ U’VE BEEN TAKING UP M'MIND W URRR LITTLE WHITE LIES LITTLE WHTIE LIIIIIESSS

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

we’re only getting older, baby

and i’ve been thinking about it lately

does it ever drive you crazy

just how fast the night

changes

[legandaryharry]

i may be depressed but i still love harry styles

[adultfansofonedirection]

I’m literally about to cry about Harry’s Shipwrecked Victorian Era Dorian Gray Bachelor Dandy Newly Made King Of Pirates stage look please respect me at this delicate time

[hampsteadharry]

Harry Styles at the BBC

[whatacatch]

someone: hey u wanna read this fic that ruined me 

me, at high volume: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SUFFERING 

[1demise]

Try telling me this isn’t Harry Styles. Try it I dare you.

[gentlevortex]

i just want harry to carry my children is that too much to ask

[ticklefighthockey]

#calm down niall #exclusive first draft lyrics (via @coldbam)

[cuntsciousness]

i dont even give a shit about harry styles but ive been seeing so much of him on my dash lately he’s started infiltrating my subconscious …. last night i had a dream he was being interviewed during one of his concerts and the interviewer was like ‘what do you think about blurred lines by robin thicke? it’s a fucking banger right’ to which he replied ‘that’s a garbage song for garbage people . i cant believe you had the audacity to ask me that’ and then he started full on sobbing on stage for some reason

[onthelooze]

stylan 2k18 (@itsnihoran on instagram)

[babustyles]

x

[nurseyiiisms]

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

[spacestylans]

[gyarados]

I’m screaming this ghost from the 1800s stans for One Direction

[harryandsculpture]

The Sluggard, Frederick Lord Leighton