A girl in places she probably shouldn't be

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this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

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Life goals

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Cause Teases didn't believe me

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I need to get someone to take these photos for me lol

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Making-of

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Challenge fucking accepted

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well that went to the wrong blog lol

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But wait, who is climbing out of the bag? Find out on tomorrow’s exciting episode of “God Dammit Simply Get Out Of That Bag”

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On todays episode of “God Dammit Simply Get Out Of That Bag”

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So I modeled my friend's new Victoria's Secret bag

I think I look pretty damn good in it, if I do say so myself