Fuckyeahcollege!

Yo! Name's Dionysus, but that's pretty long and stupid so you can call me Dy! Or babe, or hey you, or sexy af man. That's actually my superhero name: sexyaf man. Yeah, I'm here for school. Blah blah blah where's the party?

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Aurora: Let me get Dean settled.

Dionysus: okay also one half of your present is pizza just so you know so hopefully you didn't eat lunch yet

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Aurora: I've watched it three times today....

Aurora: I suppose I can do that.

Dionysus: okay good because your present is here

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Aurora: Procrastinating on a psych paper and watching Mad Max Fury Road. You?

Dionysus: hey good movie

Dionysus: okay but i need you to stop doing that and come over

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Aurora: Just call me Ro. We good.

Dionysus: soooo what are you doing rn

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Dionysus: yours is like rose blah blah blah something right

Aurora: Rose. Just Rose. XD Cause Aurora Rose Brendette Chadee Soleil Yvonne Molyneux is wayyyyy to much.

Dionysus: damn i didn't have enough blahs i'm a failure

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Aurora: i could argue but i don't know your actual middle name so.... okay :P

Dionysus: yours is like rose blah blah blah something right

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Aurora: Always full of surprises.

Dionysus: surprise is my middle name

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Aurora: six o' clock then?

Aurora: oh really now?

Dionysus: yes really it's a good one

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Aurora: Awesome. I'm jonesing for some good food. I've been living off ramen the past week. I'm over it.

Aurora: my friend has me covered for tonight. I was counting on you saying yes tbh.

Dionysus: well of course i was going to say yes!

Dionysus: i got you a present

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Aurora: dinner on the boardwalk maybe?

Dionysus: Wow that sounds great actually

Dionysus: Who is gonna watch the little monster?

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Aurora: We should hang tonight.

Dionysus: Yo, we should!

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theimportanceofbeingaurora:

Yeah, well, learned the hard way you can’t change people. Openly embracing you as is. Wassup?

I’ve missed you, you know.

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theimportanceofbeingaurora:

You can’t see my face but it doesn’t look surprised.

It really shouldn’t.

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First Dean and I get sick with some gross virus that nearly planted us in the hospital and then school started and I’ve been so busy starting my second degree that I haven’t had a second to breathe. Enjoyed some rays today, though and things seen to be calming down. How is everybody doing?

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Getting drunk mostly!

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