biggest slut in the antique shop

alastor/styx/martyna - it/its (+ my secret pronouns if you know them) - eng + pl [commissions | ko-fi] aroace fagdyke, and fan of Blood and Violence turning fictional sad old men into sad old WOMEN every day

[getupthestairs]

haii, i'm alastor. or styx, or martyna from time to time. it/its are the fav, you can throw in my Secret Pronouns too if you know them

my main obsessions are currently ultrakill and transformers, and i loove homestuck (but thats for a sideblog). other interests include: pathologic, madoka magica, revolutionary girl utena, disco elysium, ace attorney, hades, and other things which may come up from time to time

i have a mysterious pervert blog, so this isnt strictly 18+ therell still be occassional nudity and machinery posted with sexual intent here. block #flesh tag and #machinery tag if you dont wanna see that!

other than flashing, i dont tend to tag cws or nsfw. let me know if youd like anything tagged!

sideblogs:

@shittyjakeenglish - daily doodles of jake english @bundleofstyx - art blog @stygianmultitude - homestuck sideblog @bloodmachinery - 18+ objectum blog alsooo. i have a neocities page :]

COMMISSIONS

[translation: keep yourself warm... have a nice day!]

#alastop - original posts #bookmarks - favs #my art - self explanatory #shittyjakeenglish - incomplete archive of shittyjakeenglish. each post is also tagged with its day #alastagged - posts im tagged in #machinery tag - horny about machinery #flesh tag - beautiful people and also gore #dyke tag / #fag tag - dykin it and faggin it respectively. not used any more, see #flesh tag

im not particularly active anywhere but tumblr, but here are some other sies i frequent: - wafrn: bloodrobot - ao3: bundleofstyx - artfight: bundleofstyx - toyhouse: bundleofstyx

[thedouble]

“Freedom always has a price.”

― Persepolis (2007) dir. Marjane Satrapi, Vincent Paronnaud

[daftpatience]

I LOVE CSS FLEXBOX FOR EVER

[daftpatience]

[quixoticanarchy]

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

[bloominglegumes]

Agender Rodimus 😎 🌞

my sun my stars my eternal flame

[boringkate]

Murder is scary bc a lot of video games are about doing murders, so if someone does murders irl then it could lead to them becoming a gamer. You're literally becoming desensitized to gaming when you do murders.

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[agroveinthesavagegarden]

Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[transfemjedediahwicker]

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

[dezmolad]

character analysis

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

[shittyjakeenglish]

Jake at the Avatar theme park?

Day 474

WOOOOO!!!

[socialistexan]

French-Iranian author Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis', dies of 'sadness' at 56

French-Iranian author and illustrator Marjane Satrapi, best known for the book and film “Persopolis”, has died of "sadness", members of her

This one hurt, her work had such a profound effect on my life, thoughts, and politics.

May her memory be a blessing

[kaban-bang]

Tumblr users are trying REALLY HARD to redefine both terfism and bioessentialism as "when you say men as a class benefit from misogyny".

Not lost on me how both of these terms that were used to point out instances of transmisogyny are now being weaponized to shut down transfeminists.

[brionysea]

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead