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whatif-blaineanderson‌:

Dance like no one is watching… or something. ;)

Apartment searching huh? Sounds boring so I’d be happy to lighten things up with drinks one night. I’m free Thursday through Sunday nights. And if you need a couch to crash on, mine is free. 

Or dance like everyone’s watching, and you know how incredible you look.

Boring, but necessary. I’m moving back for sure now. Closer to Lima, closer to Broadway. Thought maybe I’d throw myself at my dreams again, try to be someone teenage me would be proud of. And I’d like to take you up on that couch offer. The person I was staying with sort of fell through.

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bemoreollie‌:

First off, do NOT be ashamed !! Listen to yo gut on that! Singing in public is nothin to be ashamed of, I do it in the subway almost daily & it brings people joy! Sometimes ya get the stares but hey, listen to T Swift and shake off those haters, y’know? Then there’s the ppl who wanna tip you but I’m like I ain’t tryna make a coin here I just wanna sing! I’m like Elf except, “I’M IN A SUBWAY AND I’M SINGINGGGGGGG” 

Second……… ICONIC!!! I needa know what song you were gettin down to cause that is everything ! 

Honestly, Shame and I have never met. Anxiety, I’ve got that in spades, but shame’s someone else’s problem. And now I’m wondering if it’s T Swift and Shake It Off that you enjoy singing on the subway, or does it depend on the day? I haaaave made a little money busking on a subway platform... without a permit, but it’s not my fault if I’m minding my business and people want to pay me. I think you’re kinder than me, letting them keep their tips.

Say My Name... the co-best Destiny’s Child song.

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thetalentedkurthummel‌:

Never be ashamed to sing in public, especially to Destiny’s Child. Clearly the people in your building don’t know talent.

Yes! Thank you. Destiny’s Child was made for singing in public. And I often think maybe we were all meant to be in a musical. How did everyone’s life turn into a serious drama with zero song breaks?

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thatssostacey‌:

Do women often hand you things? And, hmmm… 7.

All the time, but never unsolicited. Coffee, sheet music, the pint of ice cream I left in the fridge. That last one is when I’m couch-surfing. Seven, okay... I’m doing the counting thing, and then I think you’re meant to pick a color. Your choices arrrre... Blue, Yellow, Pink, and a very lavender purple.

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smythebxstian‌:

I think that would depend… Were you dancing as well?

Absolutely. Life’s too short not to back that ass up.

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hidden-artie-abrams‌:

There are worse things you could have got caught doing in the elevator  !!!!

I need more information before i can cast judgement on whether you should be ashamed.  What song?

Me? Never. I’m well-behaved in an elevator, I swear.

If you decide Say My Name isn’t the world’s most perfect song, I’m not sure we’re friends anymore. As for shame, you know I have none.

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whatif-blaineanderson‌:

No shame, Zeke. Live your best life. 

Oh, B. You know I will. Every moment is a gift... or something.

And you are just the man I need to speak to. I’m on a plane right now... I’ll be in New York for a couple of weeks actually. Doing a bit of an apartment search. We’re still on for drinks, I hope?

[getyourzekeon]

I just got caught singing and dancing in my building’s elevator, and I think I was supposed to be ashamed. No way... How anyone can listen to anything Destiny’s Child without singing and dancing, I don’t understand.

[getyourzekeon]

As a child what did you want to be? Do you still have those dreams?

I wanted to sing professionally. Which I’m happy to say I do. Even if I wanted that to be on a Broadway stage and not coaching people who end up on Broadway stages, but it could be worse. Could be working in an office or something else incredibly boring.

[getyourzekeon]

Have you ever been in love?

I don’t think so, though if I’m honest, I don’t know what that’s supposed to look or feel like. Can I have been in love without knowing it?

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the-one-photographer-quinn‌:

Welcome to the team, then! But yes, a little surprising. haha

It’s not a team I’m new to, but I never did get a welcome, so thank you. May I ask why it’s so surprising?

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collinharper‌:

I take it as a compliment to be honest. It means my work is just THAT convincing. But don’t get me wrong, I’m by no means a serial killer and I truly believe I’d never have it in me to do such horrendous things.

Hey, as long as you don’t get anyone running away from you out of fear or something, sounds like it’s worth it. Was this your first role, or have you been acting for awhile?

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hidden-artie-abrams‌:

Thanks buddy,  It just makes me mad that even in this day and age people still need a reminder to call a cab.   I read that in some bars, they have pin badges for the designated driver to wear so that the bar tender won’t accidentally sell them a drink.  Such a simple idea but whoever came up with it deserves an award .

That’s a clever idea... The pin badges thing. I’ll have to keep that in mind when I’m out. You know, if I’m ever the one not drinking. Honestly, it’s boring to be around drunk people if you aren’t at least a little tipsy, but it would be worth it in the life saving capacity. Some cities also have free sober rides, like a number you can call up and they come get you. Particularly during big holiday weekends where people are likely to get drunk.

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snapshotadeline‌:

Awesome. I mean, I feel it. Though New York isn’t entirely much better on the green front. The juice is almost the only green you see.

If it happens, it’ll happen when I eventually manage to find a house. Until then you and my couch are just gonna have to get along.

Honestly, I’m thinking of moving back there permanently. I left... You know why I left, but I’m over that so... Maybe I should be auditioning again. I could still run my business, but also try to finally hit the stages I always wanted to. Besides, most of the people I care about are in New York. And it’s closer to Lima, closer to Gran.

Your couch and I are the closest of friends. I didn’t mean to demean poor Couch.

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broadwayberryforever‌:

I find that the older I get, the more I underestimate peoples ages. Regardless, none of that explains why this woman had this item on her, or why she randomly gave it to you.

I don’t think that’ll ever get better. I see people who I think are older than me and decide they must be WAY older than me. There’s this part of me that always feels 18. I wonder if you still feel that way when you’re 60. And I don’t know... Something to do on a plane, choosing the wrong guy to flirt with, attempt at creeping me out? I wonder if she does this all the time.

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hidden-artie-abrams‌:

Haha Ghosts dude,  I have total respect for the alcohol to the point i leave it well alone.  Ghosts on the other hand, i’m a little more sceptical about there existence much to my friends Horror.  Do your worst - or your best and tell me what my future hold old wise one

How are your parents?  Don’t worry Mom keeps an eye out for her, and she dropped by the house the other day . . 

Tell me why you don’t believe in them. I’m on the fence, but I’d love to hear your skeptical reasons... Maybe you’ll convince me they absolutely aren’t real. The only thing I have against them right now is just the question of why they aren’t everywhere if they really do exist. There should be more of them than us.

Okay... fortune telling: For starters, expect a visit from me in your near future. And you better say that’s good news.

Parental. Lots of questions about how Gran is, how I am... Love life, medical things. All the usual jazz. They’re both thinking of retiring, but that would mean learning how to have fun, and I don’t think they’re ready. How’s your Mom?

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whatif-blaineanderson‌:

What does your checklist say about babies of the family? Also, do you really want to go back in time so your parents can get it on and make you a sibling? Gross… As long as it’s not a night I have my daughter with me, I’m down. 

I did not. I got him back to his apartment and he apparently woke up in the bathtub. I got to wake up mildly dehydrated but mostly fine. 

Well now, let’s see... Confident, creative, good at asking people for what you want and getting it. Loves attention, knows how to get out of trouble. That sort of thing. How much does that sound like you? Obviously, you’ve got creative covered. And no, definitely not thinking about making a sibling happen like that. Adoption, B. Because what you suggested sounds... no. Gross.

Ouch. Bathtub’s a bad place to come to. There’s nothing soft in there. That’s why they aren’t as good for sex as you’d want them to be.