one small step for man, a giant leap for milfkind

⚠️silly bitch alert⚠️

[etchif]

Baby pelican👎

[larval-tear]

getting high so i can more fully imagine early transitional amphibians

[larval-tear]

they can coming out of the water and back in

[larval-tear]

they can coming out of thr water and bacm in

[anteatery]

Don’t You Get It? My Prowess Charms All!!!

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[cilantrhoes]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

[cheaphalloweencostume]

get their ass little man

[important-animal-images]

[64mpg]

all right huddle up. nobody kill yourself today

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[toskarin]

mnnengh

[dogpuppy]

[charl0ttan]

what even is the birds and the bees talk. are they fuckin

[charl0ttan]

are the birds and the bees fucking each other

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

no way

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

[toasthaste]

Happy Make A Terrible Comic Day!

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household