mcu incorrect quotes

skye, they/she/he, 2003, bishova lover always ♡ main blog @the-doomed-witch (this blog is currently functioning solely on scheduled posts, but i’ll be active in a few weeks)

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introduction 💌

hello fellows! this is yet another incorrect mcu quotes blog :) my main blog is @the-doomed-witch so all likes, comments & follows are from there <3 i’m skye (they/she/he) and a lesbian.

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all sources will be preferably addressed but if source is unknown i hope it’s okay. my posts are generally gender neutral but more sapphic leaning. tag to find all my incorrect quote posts #gfmaximoff. that’s all, hope you have a good time!

IMPORANT PLS READ

(05/09/2023) for a few weeks, this blog will be running purely on scheduled posts, please don’t mind if i don’t reply/etc i’ll try my best to get back to everything once i’m back. take care !!

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Y/N: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Y/N: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Kate: Uh… what’s up with them?

Yelena: They’re trying to yell mental health and well being into us.

Y/N: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Kate, crying: It’s working.

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yelena is definitely pissed off

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Yelena: Who traumatised you?

Kate: Do you want a list?

Yelena:

Yelena, pulling out three knives: Yes, actually.

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Yelena: This is my girlfriend Kate. I don’t think she’s okay but at this point I’m going with it.

Kate, holding up a porcupine: Yelena! Look. A spikey cat!

Yelena, dialling the police: You’re doing amazing sweetie.

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Yelena: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Kate: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Natasha: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Kate, learn to listen.

Y/N: What if it bites itself and I die?

Yelena: That's voodoo.

Y/N: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Kate: That's correlation, not causation.

Y/N: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Wanda: That's kinky.

Natasha: Oh my God.

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Y/N: I took an MBTI test recently.

Wanda: Oh I’m an INFP.

Natasha: No, you’re NSFW.

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Y/N: What are you in the mood for?

Wanda: World domination.

Y/N: That's a bit ambitious.

Wanda: You are my world.

Y/N: Aww...

Wanda:

Y/N:

Wanda:

Y/N: OH.

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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.

Kate: What is it?

Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.

Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.

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Wanda: What's your greatest strength?

Y/N: I’m a great flirt

Wanda: What's your greatest weakness?

Y/N: Those beautiful eyes of yours.

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Y/N: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Kate: I can do that.

*later*

Yelena: Nice work! High five!

Kate: *intertwines their fingers*

Yelena: Wh-

Kate: I'm in love with you.

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*Y/N hiding behind a wall slapping their forehead*

Y/N: That's not light flirting!!!

Also Y/N: MY SHIP IS SAILING!!!

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Y/N: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Kate: I can do that.

*later*

Yelena: Nice work! High five!

Kate: *intertwines their fingers*

Yelena: Wh-

Kate: I'm in love with you.

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Scott: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Tony: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Steve: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Wanda: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Natasha: My moral code, is that you?

Scott:

Scott: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Natasha, driving Y/N and Kate: So how was your day?

Kate: We almost got surprise adopted!

Natasha: What?

Y/N: We almost got kidnapped.

Natasha: Oh, okay.

Natasha: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Natasha: Where's Yelena?

Y/N: Doing stuff.

Natasha: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Kate?

Y/N: Trying to stop Yelena. from doing the stuff.

Natasha: And Wanda?

Y/N: Trying to stop Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.

Natasha: I see. And what are you doing here, Y/N?

Y/N: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Wanda from stopping Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.

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Y/N, texting Natasha: Nat! Help I'm being kidnapped.

Natasha: Where are you?

Y/N: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Natasha: I'll call Wanda.

Wanda, answering her phone: Hello?

Natasha: Where's Y/N? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Wanda: Y/N? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Wanda:

Wanda: I'll call you back. *hangs up*

Wanda: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Y/N: WHO ARE YOU?!

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Y/N: Are you in love with Sam?

Bucky: *sweats* No…

Y/N: Then why do you draw 'S+B' in hearts everywhere?

Bucky: It stands for Suffering and Bitterness.