fuck

bee/18/super cool

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[sattelite-of-love]

[ciryes]

I’ve heard the saying ‘don’t cry over spilled milk’ but this is ridiculous

[inkymouth-deactivated20180606]

before i read what you typed i thought you came all over the floor

[scope-dogg]

When you’re jacking it to some fucked up shit and your own jizz decides to kinkshame you

[ciryes]

I made a mistake

[gh0st-train]

Me on a date: calls you both "babe" and "dude"

[omenassai]

Hey Tumblr staff, I got some graphic design advice for you

[just-shower-thoughts]

What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time?

[fruitsgardens]

i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!

[cocaineteas]

[driesvand]

[judyjetsons]

me abt to do my makeup

[bananatwinky]

[neckweararchive-blog]

I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE

[kamenotaku]

What the fuck

[indecipherableobscenities]

Real life Quick Time Event

[alegbra-deactivated20150724]

snoop dogg is probably the fastest man alive but no cause has ever demanded the use of his full power

[thebestoftumbling]

[lgunity]

gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them

[apocalypsegay]

nevermind everyone post cancelled

[memewhore]

[disgustinganimals]

you can’t fool me i know where cats come from

[subtubitles]

[roziesques]

🌱🍄🍃 - ig: moonriselan

[regretroids]

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