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pingnova

final fantasy is like

and kingdom hearts

keepcalmandcarriefischer

My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

keepcalmandcarriefischer

She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

They up there

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available

Now to hide them right under her nose

She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing

Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on

keepcalmandcarriefischer

I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

:)

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

keepcalmandcarriefischer

comfy

FISH NO

..but comfy

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

i-am-a-fish

s

sleeby….

the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201

succubus-saliva

Put those fucking sticks down

clownfluid

iM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD WE GOT CALLED TO PICK UP OUR CAT FROM THE GROOMERS BUT THEY REFUNDED OUR MONEY AND SAID HE GOT TOO AGGRESSIVE BEFORE THEY COULD FINISH SO NOW HE LOOKS LIKE THIS

clownfluid

Posted: 4 years ago on June 23, 2014 at 13:03

1. this fat short-haired tabbys name is Tiger and yes i still have him and no he was not fuckin traumatized by the groomers he just threw a fit and the person working on him panicked and sent him back to us & helped us reschedule w/ a more experienced groomer who ended up doing a fine job

2. the initial reason for the shaving was in fact matted fur, not just at random for the fun or ‘aesthetic’ of it. he’s a fat boy who cannot reach the base of his tail and the fur there had gotten so nasty that i personally couldnt brush it out without worrying i would hurt him, so we took him to a professional

3. they shaved him like a lion, and he LOVED it. i had never seen him so affectionate and happy as the summer that this happened, but eventually his fur grew back perfectly fine and now im more careful about brushing him regularly to prevent the matting from happening again. and it hasnt so far.

now can you guys chill? he’s fine. just fat & hairy.

here’s a picture i took of him yesterday. bright eyed n healthy. 🐱

acerotiburon

Soup recently went viral.

We wanted to make sure he can still sing his song…ya know, in case Ellen wants him on the show lol

zeppelliot

Jumpscare warning

fimbry-talks

Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.

followthebluebell

One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.

kleppy02

Your cat’s name is Yardstick?

followthebluebell

He has three feet.

confusion-and-cake

but the real question is how did chidi get so ripped? bench pressing humanities’ collective sins and moral failures???

dingdongyouarewrong

he went to the gym but couldn’t decide which exercise machine to use so he used all of them

quinnmorgendorffer

How do they ALWAYS have the best costumes????

castlewyvern

dragon-in-a-fez

have you ever thought about how in the versions of the spider-man canon where Peter’s web shooting is accomplished by technology rather than being an actual superpower that means he really just….could have…very easily not done that. like he could have had any weapon. he could have had weapons he didn’t have to invent himself and build from scratch. but they wouldn’t have been spider-themed so he just. he did that. for the Aesthetic.