Become As Gods

Shatter, 28, Video Games.

[ghaul]

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[spiribia]

laundry with easy to access laundry machines elevates to the best household chore because it's one of those set it and forget it tasks that nevertheless makes you feel like you were very productive. sorting and putting it all back is the kind of taxing part but consider it's so toasty in your hands

[spiribia]

not to forget that cleaning out the lint trap actually feels awesome. unless no one else holds that belief in which case i have whatever the normal opinion on that is.

[hinisell]

Life to Paint 🥀

[lakemojave]

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

[lakemojave]

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

[rottingapotheosis]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[shrips]

[redzombie]

the throne of leyndell

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[adz]

everyone in halo reactions when i come out to them

master chief: hm. glad you told me, soldier. knowing yourself is important when you’re fighting a complex enemy like the covenant.

cortana: interesting… yes, i see your brain chemistry is a bit… different. i’ll keep this in mind for the future. i can’t wait to explore this further with you!

sergeant johnson: heh, so you’re a girl? well, you won’t get any argument from me. long as you keep watching my back, i’ll watch yours.

dr halsey: you’re transsexual? how could you think of yourself at a time like this? we need to keep our attention on the only thing that matters: saving the human race. additionally, you should be aware that J.K. Rowling is a close personal friend of mine

grunt: huohahaha! send pictures of your gock and gballs to my grunt phone

[wander-in-arda]

And the Arbiter?

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

arbiter comes from a warrior culture that likely venerates transsexuals for religious purposes and would immediately become protective and deferential to your wisdom. wants to hit but doesn’t know how to ask respectfully

[wander-in-arda]

I'm cis, so I'm sitting and learning, sis.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

actually that’s what the arbiter would say

[okaydays22]

[lookitsstevie]

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[datafii]

forever thinking of catra from the 2018 she-ra series. what if you were deeply in love with your best friend. what if you chose long ago to abandon your morals to stay by her side. what if, at the very first chance, she was faced with the same decision and chose her morals over you. what if your grief over that choice was so immense that it fueled five seasons of television and almost ended the world. what if, at the end of it all, the end of the very world she fought so hard to save, you asked her to stay and she finally, finally did

[depsidase]