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A quick glance down at his cellphone and he was already scowling. “How did he get my number..”
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❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜
A quick glance down at his cellphone and he was already scowling. “How did he get my number..”
i wouldn’t mind the hanging but the laying in the grave so long poor boy
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“Only if you’re the one gagging me, obviously.” He could tell that Reyes was getting more than agitated by their topic of conversation. Which was always fun. He ruined his night of recording so it was only fair. If he made him a little uncomfortable than it was a win in his book.
Damn it, the town was coming in fast. It seemed like these rides were getting shorter and shorter. He sighed and looked out the window. He could see his reflection in the glass and noticed the small trickle of blood, it should have stopped ages ago but maybe he was playing human harder this night.
“You know something, Reyes?” He grinned again, always full of smiles. Gotta do something to keep spirits up. “I like my men like I like my stories. Big, complex, and full of surprises.”
Finally, civilization. The streetlights were passing by fast, shadows dancing over his strong features as the light illuminated his face. His lips were sealed, right up until the moment where he couldn’t contain a single heavy sigh. He let it slip, but continued to listen to Upshur’s suggestive innuendo’s.
Driving the last few blocks to the police station were close to feeling like actual torture, what with the man in the backseat blabbering on- all the while with a runny nose.
The car jerked to a stop once they’d reached their destination, leaving Reyes to get out of the vehicle as fast as humanly possible- The air was thick with his own uncomfortable feelings towards.. Being talked to in a one-way manner about sex.
“Well I guess you’re right then. You did find your scoop.” His voice was gruff as he spoke, pulling the handcuffed reporter out off the backseat and slamming the door behind him. At least he was able to find some relieve in the chilly night air to cool down his heated cheeks
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His grin spread even wider. “Why my charming personality of course.” He leaned back and tried not to grimace as his arms dug uncomfortably into his back. “You look surprised, where you thinking something else? Something dirty perhaps?” Reyes was his favorite cop, as far as cops go. The man was too lenient with him. Miles could count on his hands the number of times he was just let off the hook, provided that number didn’t exceed eight. “I mean my dick is pretty impressive too, not gonna lie. Though I can’t just go whipping that out at coffee shops or bars. So personality it is.”
The best part about getting picked up by Reyes was that Miles got to trap the other man alone in a car with himself. That and the older man was loads of fun to tease. “Shit, it’s not illegal to have this conversation is it? I should have brushed up on my backseat commentary laws. I mean I know they say “everything you say can and will be used against you,” but I highly doubt they’ll pull out a nice vibrator if I say it enough times.” It wouldn’t be really against me either since I wouldn’t complain.
As soon as the man started even insinuating so flagrantly, Reyes had already half a mind on flexing and tightening his fingers around the steering wheel, clenching down on them as his eyes widened with horror. Was it horror? He sure felt shocked, that was no lie, maybe a little dirty even from having to listen to him speak so nonchalantly about- Well, his dick.
Sure, the numerous times he’d picked the journalist up before had him hinting at raunchy topics, but never as severe as this. Never outright saying it anyway.
“A-Alright- Alright-” His voice was hoarse, the lump in his throat swallowed right before speaking had left him with raspy vocals. His once skeptical look turned into a frown, his dark cheeks luckily hiding most of the blush. But Reyes could still feel the heat covering most of his face, making the tips of his ears and even his neck radiate warmth- and as alarming as it was to be the one flustered, he mostly just felt annoyed.
“I’d gag you, but I’m pretty sure you’d be into that.” This time the sheriff merely grumbled his words, seeing the lights from the town come into view. At last, salvation.
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Miles’ face slammed against the front-seat without warning. Shit did we hit something? “Fuck,” he mumbled and righted himself. He licked his lip and tasted blood. When he glanced up he saw that Reyes was grinning slightly. So we didn’t hit anything. “Alright, so I may have deserved that one.”
He checked himself out in the mirror, from what he could see he’d have a lovely bruise on his forehead and his nose was bleeding, but nothing worth getting upset over. “Hey, next time you slam on the breaks think about the precious cargo you’re carrying.” When Reyes didn’t saying anything he clarified, “That precious cargo is my face.” He laughed even though blood was still sluggishly trickling down his face. “Independent Journalist isn’t exactly a title that attracts men to my bed, my face is one of two important assets I possess.”
Even with his eyes back on the road ahead, he could still clearly hear the smile he wore as he spoke. A little bit of payback for making him drive out into the middle of who-the-fuck-even-knows-where, and pick the sorry excuse for a reporter off of a fence. At least his night wasn’t uneventful.
Reyes cocked a brow and threw a skeptical look back at the man in cuffs through his rear-view mirror, lips pressed into a hard thin line. Last thing he wanted to do right now while driving down an ill lid road, was imagine Upshur trying to get into someone’s pants, or even worse, trying to dirty talk his way into someone’s bed and actually scoring a hole-in-one.
He swallowed and tightened his grip on the wheel but remained looking unfazed through it all. “Right, lets say you don’t actually accomplish such, what’s number two?” Did he really want to know? If this involved even the slightest lewd indications he was turning this car around and driving straight into the nearest cornfield.
lordtye replied to your post “ooc; I really wanna start some threads on here again so I suppose like...”
Time to brush off Upshur's RP blog, I have an alcoholic cop to romance.
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ooc; I really wanna start some threads on here again so I suppose like for a starter!!
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I’m so glad i finished this, i lost track of how many hours i spend on it but it was a LOT