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@ghost-ress
Hello there!
It took a while (and a lot of fiddling), but I finally managed to get the computer and camera working! I won't be on camera all the time though! Gosh, I don't know HOW some people can do it all the time!
Oh, right. I forgot to introduce myself! (How very rude of me!)
My name is Colress, and I am-
Well.
A ghost.
Anyway! It's nice to meet you!
Feeling angry today. Might find one of the Shadows and torment them with projectiles.
Or maybe I'll find a gap between the walls and stew in my anger instead.
The ghosts in your house desire snacks, you should give them them
With pleasure!
[Image ID: Mistress the Mismagius, Jess's signature partner, is politely nibbling on a very intensely green poffin. Very bitter, just the way she likes them! There are several Misdreavus around her, visibly eying the poffin.]
[Image ID: The Misdreavus again! It's in a fairly dark room, so it's kind of hard to make out who they are. Jess would know, though. This time xe set poffins on plates arranged in platforms like a miniature cat tree, and there are ten distinct Misdreavus visible in the shot, each with their own poffin on their own plate.]
[Image ID: There's a poffin there, but Karma the Aegislash is completely ignoring it. Maybe she's not hungry.]
[Image ID: Sparky, the Litwick in Jess's library, is sitting contentedly on a shelf, his purple flame glowing brightly, while Jess's hand holds a clearish crystal towards him. He's not actually draining Jess's life force there. Probably. Xir hand looks pretty steady.]
Well, Murky's not a ghost, but he was begging so hard, he started following me around while I fed everyone else, and I felt bad for leaving him out!
[Image ID: A Murkrow holding an oran berry still in his claw and taking a big bite with his beak.]
Very good, yes.
Oh, that is SO many ghosties! How wonderful! Give them all kisses as well! ✨💖
Alas, no snacks for me. I can't even eat.
And Bee's rubbing it in by eating all of the strawberries.
Beepity-boop! He is cackling! He threw lots of things and made them miserable! He's not bored anymore! . . . Oh. But now he's sad. Colress is: "upset". Query: why?
Gosh I'm bored.
I might go and haunt one of my killers for a while. (One of them is absolutely terrified of ghosts, ironically enough; he's the one with a Banette!)
Any suggestions for what I can throw at them?
I'm back.
And I think Beheeyem is trying to use me as some sort of cooling mat.
Sorry, Bee. I'm incorporeal!
kinda annoying realizing that can't really ask how many of you eat popcans
since
like
the vast majority of you are physically incapable of it
Hi-hi! Metang ate a "popcan" once! It said it was: "cronchy" Query: what is "cronchy"? -Porygon2
Specific texture characteristic that is likely representative of structures suddenly yeilding under stress that typically has a failure state involving cumbly results
Hooray for more knowledge! Query: is "cronchy" a "pleasant texture"? -Porygon2
That's a personal judgement
Ah! So it is like how Beheeyem: enjoys eggs But Beheeyem: dislikes cereal Curiouser! And curiouser! Query: does Astra like "cronchy"? -Porygon2
Sometimes? It depends on my mood, and some nuances of the specifics of the texture combined with the flavor
Wow wow! Texture is complicated! Query: can "texture" change "flavour"?
Not... really? It can change the context, which might impact how others feel about a given flavor however.
Food is so strange! And complicated! -Porygon2
kinda annoying realizing that can't really ask how many of you eat popcans
since
like
the vast majority of you are physically incapable of it
Hi-hi! Metang ate a "popcan" once! It said it was: "cronchy" Query: what is "cronchy"? -Porygon2
Specific texture characteristic that is likely representative of structures suddenly yeilding under stress that typically has a failure state involving cumbly results
Hooray for more knowledge! Query: is "cronchy" a "pleasant texture"? -Porygon2
That's a personal judgement
Ah! So it is like how Beheeyem: enjoys eggs But Beheeyem: dislikes cereal Curiouser! And curiouser! Query: does Astra like "cronchy"? -Porygon2
Sometimes? It depends on my mood, and some nuances of the specifics of the texture combined with the flavor
Wow wow! Texture is complicated! Query: can "texture" change "flavour"?
kinda annoying realizing that can't really ask how many of you eat popcans
since
like
the vast majority of you are physically incapable of it
Hi-hi! Metang ate a "popcan" once! It said it was: "cronchy" Query: what is "cronchy"? -Porygon2
Specific texture characteristic that is likely representative of structures suddenly yeilding under stress that typically has a failure state involving cumbly results
Hooray for more knowledge! Query: is "cronchy" a "pleasant texture"? -Porygon2
That's a personal judgement
Ah! So it is like how Beheeyem: enjoys eggs But Beheeyem: dislikes cereal Curiouser! And curiouser! Query: does Astra like "cronchy"? -Porygon2
Query: is Hydreigon okay? Search: Hydreigon sightings Unova Search: scarred Hydreigon Search: scarred Hydreigon sightings Unova -wild Query: where is he? Query: is he lost? Search: Hydreigon favourite food Query: is he okay in the wild? Query: can he live here? Search: laws for flats Hydreigon Query: can ghosts give pets?
kinda annoying realizing that can't really ask how many of you eat popcans
since
like
the vast majority of you are physically incapable of it
Hi-hi! Metang ate a "popcan" once! It said it was: "cronchy" Query: what is "cronchy"? -Porygon2
Specific texture characteristic that is likely representative of structures suddenly yeilding under stress that typically has a failure state involving cumbly results
Hooray for more knowledge! Query: is "cronchy" a "pleasant texture"? -Porygon2
kinda annoying realizing that can't really ask how many of you eat popcans
since
like
the vast majority of you are physically incapable of it
Hi-hi! Metang ate a "popcan" once! It said it was: "cronchy" Query: what is "cronchy"? -Porygon2
Query: how to stop Skitty screm?
Oh. He's gone. Up. Through the ceiling. He is upset. And angry. . . . . . . Query: do ghosts enjoy cat Pokémon videos? Query: best music for calming an upset ghost?
what even is team plasma
FRIENDS?
Not friends. Opposite of friends.
They were a group in unova that said their mission was pokemon welfare and to "liberate" pokemon from their trainers. This was all a load of taurosshit, not only were they full of trainers themselves but they were actively mistreating and abusing pokemon, and those pokemon they "liberated?" Stolen for their own gain.
Anyways. Their actual goal was to stage a coup and take over Unova, which failed. Pretty obviously
IT IS FRIENDS! MY FRIENDS! HE SAID! WE ARE INVITED TO GO IN PLASMA KITCHEN FOR SECRET FOOD!
Pardon my yelling, but. . .
DO NOT
DO NOT GO ANYWHERE NEAR TEAM PLASMA
WHY?
They are DANGEROUS!
They won't hesitate to KILL if it means getting their way!
And that's just one of the tactics they use to keep people in line!
WE ARE DANGEROUS! AND KILLING!
ABSOLUTELY NOT
All Team Plasma wants is power and they don't care who they have to hurt to get it!
It's completely different from hunting for food or a territorial spat!
FRIENDS MEANS YOU DON'T HURT IT! AND WE CAN GO IN PLASMA KITCHENS!
NO
STAY AWAY FROM THEM
THEY LURE YOU IN WITH PROMISES AND SWEET WORDS
AND THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU
HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME? -Porygon2
PLEASE CAN I GO? SEE! ASKED NICELY MEANS I CAN GO IN PLASMA KITCHEN!
NO
DANGEROUS
LIKE CARNIVOROUS PLANT
LOOK LIKE AN EASY MEAL
ACTUALLY A TRAP
STAY AWAY
FRIENDS IS NOT A TRAP! IT'S GOOD CITIZENSHIP!
FALSE FRIEND
THEY LIE
IT'S HOW THEY GET YOU
THEY GET YOU IN THEIR CLUTCHES AND YOU CAN'T GO HOME AGAIN NEVER EVER EVER
YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME ALREADY!
THERE IS ALWAYS A CHANCE
BUT NEVER WITH THEM
NEVER NEVER NEVER
what even is team plasma
FRIENDS?
Not friends. Opposite of friends.
They were a group in unova that said their mission was pokemon welfare and to "liberate" pokemon from their trainers. This was all a load of taurosshit, not only were they full of trainers themselves but they were actively mistreating and abusing pokemon, and those pokemon they "liberated?" Stolen for their own gain.
Anyways. Their actual goal was to stage a coup and take over Unova, which failed. Pretty obviously
IT IS FRIENDS! MY FRIENDS! HE SAID! WE ARE INVITED TO GO IN PLASMA KITCHEN FOR SECRET FOOD!
Pardon my yelling, but. . .
DO NOT
DO NOT GO ANYWHERE NEAR TEAM PLASMA
WHY?
They are DANGEROUS!
They won't hesitate to KILL if it means getting their way!
And that's just one of the tactics they use to keep people in line!
WE ARE DANGEROUS! AND KILLING!
ABSOLUTELY NOT
All Team Plasma wants is power and they don't care who they have to hurt to get it!
It's completely different from hunting for food or a territorial spat!
FRIENDS MEANS YOU DON'T HURT IT! AND WE CAN GO IN PLASMA KITCHENS!
NO
STAY AWAY FROM THEM
THEY LURE YOU IN WITH PROMISES AND SWEET WORDS
AND THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU
HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME? -Porygon2
PLEASE CAN I GO? SEE! ASKED NICELY MEANS I CAN GO IN PLASMA KITCHEN!
NO
DANGEROUS
LIKE CARNIVOROUS PLANT
LOOK LIKE AN EASY MEAL
ACTUALLY A TRAP
STAY AWAY
FRIENDS IS NOT A TRAP! IT'S GOOD CITIZENSHIP!
FALSE FRIEND
THEY LIE
IT'S HOW THEY GET YOU
THEY GET YOU IN THEIR CLUTCHES AND YOU CAN'T GO HOME AGAIN NEVER EVER EVER
what even is team plasma
FRIENDS?
Not friends. Opposite of friends.
They were a group in unova that said their mission was pokemon welfare and to "liberate" pokemon from their trainers. This was all a load of taurosshit, not only were they full of trainers themselves but they were actively mistreating and abusing pokemon, and those pokemon they "liberated?" Stolen for their own gain.
Anyways. Their actual goal was to stage a coup and take over Unova, which failed. Pretty obviously
IT IS FRIENDS! MY FRIENDS! HE SAID! WE ARE INVITED TO GO IN PLASMA KITCHEN FOR SECRET FOOD!
Pardon my yelling, but. . .
DO NOT
DO NOT GO ANYWHERE NEAR TEAM PLASMA
WHY?
They are DANGEROUS!
They won't hesitate to KILL if it means getting their way!
And that's just one of the tactics they use to keep people in line!
WE ARE DANGEROUS! AND KILLING!
ABSOLUTELY NOT
All Team Plasma wants is power and they don't care who they have to hurt to get it!
It's completely different from hunting for food or a territorial spat!
FRIENDS MEANS YOU DON'T HURT IT! AND WE CAN GO IN PLASMA KITCHENS!
NO
STAY AWAY FROM THEM
THEY LURE YOU IN WITH PROMISES AND SWEET WORDS
AND THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU
HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME? -Porygon2
PLEASE CAN I GO? SEE! ASKED NICELY MEANS I CAN GO IN PLASMA KITCHEN!
NO
DANGEROUS
LIKE CARNIVOROUS PLANT
LOOK LIKE AN EASY MEAL
ACTUALLY A TRAP
STAY AWAY
