Witty Titles Are Overrated

Jordan | 25 | she/her Striving to bring you the best quality shitposting on the internet since 2014.

[incorrectghostfiles]

the prophecy has been fulfilled

[incorrectghostfiles]

Mr. & Mrs. Boogara were in the film for one second and that makes it canon enough for me.

@fandomlymaniacal

[fishtrouts]

Goblin dragons discover what a pillow is

[krystal-prisms]

The Ides of March are no lie my favorite day on this webbed site. Nobody else but historians gives a shit. The memes are stellar. The most random thing, but we go full out. It's all I'm gonna see on my dash tomorrow. It's my favorite holiday

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[tittyinfinity]

Hmmmm

[aturnoftheearth]

exactly how it’s supposed to be

[neil-gaiman]

Did you hear about the new [tumblr] check marks? If so, what are your thoughts?

I think that Tumblr should make the blue check marks compulsory, but if you pay them $8 then you don't have to have one.

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

[cerolinda]

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

[cerolinda]

Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

[cerolinda]

It means he only DROPPED SOUP

[kiryma]

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

[cerolinda]

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

[cerolinda]

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

[spinyax]

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

[cerolinda]

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

[vinitile-deactivated20210311]

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

[cerolinda]

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

[cerolinda]

I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!

[call-me-dj]

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RARE DROPS FROM THE SOUP GODS??

[katco-cereal]

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

[azulapropaganda]

I just. really wanted an Azula redemption arc. was it too much to ask

[azulapropaganda]

Ok so that was the wrong picture

[azulapropaganda]

ARE YOU GUYS KIDDING ME

[quasi-normalcy]

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

[quasi-normalcy]

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

[thestuffedalligator]

I had a vision and I had to put it on paper

[flowersforroadkill]

[ncoley]

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

[crazy-brazilian]

[vintageadvertising]

70’s ad for Asbestos

[gunsandfireandshit]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[gamechangershow]

[shalrath]