Bebop Yaggah?

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• Quin / he/it/ve / 25 • Transfagdyke. Horror lover. You get it. Art blog is @lyrspo. Dick blog is @ropeghost.

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Hiiii I'm remaking :) my new blog is @clownspores follow me there if you want. I'd like to keep some mutuals if I can

#rambles #ive done a bunch of following already #if i missed you let me know

Hiiii I'm remaking :) my new blog is @clownspores follow me there if you want. I'd like to keep some mutuals if I can

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

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It still astounds me that people use coconut oil as lube like you might as well throw some rolled oats and brown sugar in their hole and make cookie dough while you're at it

Ancient rome version:

It still astounds me that people use olive oil as lube like you might as well throw some fermented fish and salt in their hole and make a delicious garum while you’re at it

#my literal gynecologist suggested coconut oil. it was wild

peerless-cucumber

chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better

if i got mauled by an animal and killed theres a part of me that would be able to become serene and sort of deal with it as like. law of the wild or whatever, humans are the ones out of tune

if i got mauled by a chimpanzee and killed i would be angry at the chimpanzee for being like. i dont know being able to conceptualize pain in others and still deciding to pull me apart with its huge hands until i die

if i got mauled by an orangutan i would feel absolutely no pain as my body was gently opened along inbuilt seams to release my soul like carbon dioxide from a coke can

Can't stop thinking about how Willem Dafoe had to get a dick stunt double for a nude scene because everybody was so weirded out by how big his dick was that the director felt that it ruined the emotional impact of the scene

Honestly don't know if it's a compliment or an insult that everyone was so confused by the fact that the Green Goblin had a monster schlong

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I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

i just feel at home on this website

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

the critics are raving

not right now kitten daddy is hemorrhaging

Why did you propogate your pollen at me

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