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juno 주노 | cancer | 25 | he/him | art tag

twitter is 0ursidae, cohost is oursidae

mutuals can dm me for my discord

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

wholeheartedsuggestions

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.

duckbunny

one day you think: I want to die.

and then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I want a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book.

and I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to sit in the sun

I want a cleaner kitchen

I want a better job

I want to live somewhere else

I want to live

gondwana

i dont even know if i think trent reznor is bi i think hes just that obsessed with cum

gondwana

the effect a synth has on a man

pangur-and-grim

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

pangur-and-grim

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

pangur-and-grim

veemochi

porcelain-dollbones

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

porcelain-dollbones

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

cutecipher

me when i see the messenger:

emil

the full saying is actually "dont shoot the messenger with laserbeams until their head explodes" many people don't know this

derinthescarletpescatarian

I'm a cow milk fan but this ad is baffling. "Don't drink oat milk it's made of oats!!!" We know that's why it's called oat milk. Are they against porridge too.

I know the whole "processed foods are evil somehow" thing is getting out of hand but this is a level I haven't seen before.

thewelllitweenie

Probably about additives? Like the extra oil and sugar or whatever but that's a hard hill to clean those drinks have been around for a long arse time. Possibly as long as dairy? I know almond milk is bronze age.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Cow milk also has oil and sugar in it, it's just pre-blended inside the cow.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#'pre blended inside the cow' is killing me

Was I wrong though

valentineveils

anyways , i implore everyone to check out obsidian's non fallout games cus they're genuinely so good . pillars of eternity , poe: deadfiee , avowed , the outer worlds , the outer worlds 2 , tyranny , grounded i could literally go on . they shine immensely when working on their own ips and it's so fucking bleak how they're being turned into a bethesda work horse

dogg-meat

itsgotgills

It’s impossible to convince everyone to retroactively use the tag system properly but as a fix-it I’m going to start tagging all my non-crossover Iron Lung posts with #just blood if anyone wants to join me?

(no hate to hail mary but the shipping has eaten the smaller fandom alive & it’s legitimately impossible to search for anything else atp)

itsgotgills

what a great idea!

beanswithbones

what PHM fans see

what iron lung fans see

BROWSER ADDONS MADE TO HID FILTERD POSTS WILL CUASE YOUR SHIT TO LAG SO HARD BCS OF THIS!!! THUS WHY WE HAD TO MAKE A NEW ADDON TAG!!!

divviren

goddisposez

idgaf i will never get tired of the dog motif. it will never be cliche it will never be trite it will never not hit hard. i see a dog coded character crawl back to their owner even after being kicked and the inside of my brain looks like this