Ghosty Posty

Side blog for my cringe ✌️

[drmace]

Someone once asked: What skill would this character like to learn?Here's the answer from the most reasonable person in this organization. At least according to him x)

[deathlywounded]

"The good doctor" If you’ve played BG3 (and even if you haven’t, you might know this anyway), you know that the Dark Urge has medical proficiency. That’s a concept that fascinated me from the very start of my first Durge run. I can easily picture Athios as a brilliant medic—it’s just a pity that his interests weren’t exactly focused on keeping his patients alive, but rather on studying how things worked inside them while they were still breathing. Anyway, this is Evil AU Athios seeing Gortash entering his study. High quality downloadable here.

[ghostgrins]

Save that tongue for something more productive lordling

[thefiresontheheight]

It’s insane to me that Dragon Age 2 is sandwiched in between two WAY HUGER and WAY MORE SUCCESSFUL games about more traditional fantasy protagonists facing off against world ending threats and winning and it’s this…weird, raw, personal tragedy about how no matter what you do, you can’t always stop crisis and disaster from occurring. Like The Hero or Ferelden, no matter who they were, wants to stop a Blight. The Inquisitor wants to repair the sky. And Hawke, like, wants to make some money, hang around their friends, and keep their family and their adoptive city safe. And they can’t even fucking do that, so unlike the heroes before and after them. You spend seven years in Kirkwall until the game says, “yeah, no matter what, the prejudices and traumas and hurts of this world are Too Much for one person to stop them. The world changes, wars roll over the land, you cannot stop history, Hawke. You tried. You failed.” And then you just sit there, sixteen years old, listening to “I’m Not Calling You A Liar” and you’re like….well, I guess I really wasn’t a hero. Damn. I love it.

[cherrydj-l]

loghain duel any %

[jessicamariana-interacts-deacti]

“And then it would be all about the best way to show my gratitude.”

[bloody-kissezz]

I’ll never get over Orins reaction if you tell her the truth about Sarevok. Her whole world crumbles, and it seems like for just a minute, she doubts Bhaal. Until she is forced to assume the slayer form. She is given no choice in the matter, she is a tool. A stepping stone for the dark urge. We see the truth, she became Bhaals chosen for Sarevok. She admired him so greatly, loved him even. And yet, he never cared about her. You can tell her he abused her and her mother, and I like to think maybe, just maybe, in that moment she considered reaching out, and perhaps stepping away, but her autonomy is stripped away, she is forced into this position. In the end, she had no choice. To watch her crumble away at the end of the duel, screaming and crying as her body disintegrates, it’s heartbreaking. Not even a corpse left to bury in the end, she is reduced to a pile of viscera.

I will not deny the pain and terror she has caused, but I also feel like anyone who grew up in her situation would’ve turned out the same. She was never given a chance. Born and bred into a murder cult, intended to be nothing but a sacrifice, and in the end, that’s all she was. In her jealous and hatred for the dark urge, she inadvertently freed them. She deserved freedom too, but it was too late. Bhaal never cared about her, Sarevok never cared about, her mother never did. But I like to think the dark urge held some affection towards her, even if it’s in a strange murderous way. She has lived her whole life deprived of love, she only knew hate and it consumed her. A puppet, that’s all she was. Oh my dear Orin, you deserved so much better.

[dynamicducks]

I don't know what's funnier

A: Orin being Durgetash's biggest hater and actively working to split the pair up by any means necessary. Up to and including just annoying the fuck out of both parties involved.

B: Orin wanting to avoid Gortash at literally all costs, leading to her first interaction with Gortash being when she usurps Durge.

[floweryanarchy]

Hear me out…..Dark Urge Gale.

[herssian]

playing pillars of eternity for the very first time and reading the book excerpts and notes you find in the game about eothas, st waidwen, the war, being introduced to the gods and the last 20 years of history, to have something start to shift when you learn about what ondra did to her fellow god in the name of love and jealousy and fear, to find out about who the gods were or weren't and how it still doesn't matter, to then play deadfire and be threatened to help the pantheon after you were collateral or you'll return to nothingness, to then find out about waidwen first hand and see how he grew up in an abusive household never allowed to question his eothesian faith, to see the interaction between him and eothas, the same one you saw written as a parable in the previous game, to leaRN HE'S BEEN LOCKED IN THE SAME MOMENT OF UNIMAGINABLE TREPIDATION AND PAIN OF HAVING A BOMB UNDO HIS BODY AND SOUL BECAUSE OF EOTHAS PLANS INSIDE PLANS INSIDE PLANS TO BE PUT ON A PEDESTAL BY THE SAME ENTITIES THAT DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AS LONG AS YOU SERVE THEM AND THAT WILL STILL NOT BE ENOUGH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHohoOHOHOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOH. anyway good games

[silver-gm]

Characters the gods talk to: The Watcher, Pallegina, Vatnir, Waidwen, The Envoy

Characters the gods don't talk to: Durance, Hiravias, Tekehu, pretty much any priest in any game

The odds of an Eoran god talking to you is inversely proportional to how much you want them to talk to you.

[dickwheelie]

anders, sitting in a remote cottage somewhere in the free marches, petting one of his cats as pat benatar’s “love is a battlefield” plays in the background: so is there anything else you wanted to tell me about the inquisition?

hawke, from the next room: well cullen got uglier if you can believe it

anders, taking a sip of his fantasy margarita and pretending to be surprised: /no/

[redroguehawke]

was bitching about this in a mutual's replies earlier but the mischaracterization of merrill really starts to make you insane when you notice that all the evidence people have for her being some kind of dumb pure uwu baby are her either

navigating a culture different from the one she was raised in

just generally being autistic

[lavenderstobins]

listen there are serious priorities (kissing alistair)

[apostatefeverdream]

going absolutely fucking insane over solas dragonage. he used to be a spirit. he was meant to be bisexual. he hates tea but still drinks it. he murdered the two people he loved most in the world. he pissed magic once (maybe). he pondered an orb. he played strip poker with blackwall. he sundered the fade from the waking world. he created the blight. he sent bitchy letters to elgar'nan. he's great at chess but then lost to a random named after a chess piece. he co-parented a spirit. he murdered the other co-parent. he speaks in iambic pentameter. he imagines the sight of you being dominated would be fascinating. he ghosted his ex for a year and then yanked their arm off. he loves frilly cakes. his greatest fear is dying alone. he's bald.

[sisifroggy]

Unhinged Text Posts: Alistair Theirin Edition (Part 5)

Shout out to @amatus-lavellan for letting me steal your Warden Cousland and her himbo

More Text Post Memes:

Alistair | Dragon Age

[theesteppenwolf]

Sylas art dump :P

Haven't been active again in a little bit, dealing with a lot rn so I'm back to just doodling really and very indulgent OC stuff. So it goes

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