Lazy Fair

My name is Anthony and I really like naps. @carrotsauce is husbun.

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Bedazzled (2000) dir. Harold Ramis

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Lara Hacker on Instagram

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when you can see a dick print in them sweatpants

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when they start running and you can also watch it bounce™

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[anarkissa]

A gentle reminder that it’s never too late to do something new!

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[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

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See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

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Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

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These made me feel better

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Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[terror-billie]

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

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I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

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I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

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The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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I want to make designs out of these.

[sunderlorn]

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

[flyingmirror]

that might just be selection bias. in truth people probably just didn’t bother using the whole phrase because everyone knew it anyway and then the next generation grew up and assumed that simply was the whole phrase and here we are. 

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“One bad apple can spoil the whole barrel.”

Rotten apples put off a chemical which will make the other apples rot. If you have “one bad apple” and you don’t remove it, there won’t be any good apples left.

It’s funny that some old proverbs fit even better when you know their whole meaning.

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Death Becomes Her (1992) dir. Robert Zemeckis

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A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.

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